Unicorn Blowjob

It’s when you take a girl with a ponytail, attach a suction dildo onto her forehead, put skittles in her mouth, and have her give you a blowjob.

You guys can then share the skittles after she finishes you off.

Me : “Hey you wanna give me a unicorn blowjob?”
Her : “Yeah sure, let’s both taste the rainbow”

by Dus71n March 09, 2023

Unicorn World

Another word for the place you go when you die.

"I want to go to unicorn world."

by user252819 May 03, 2022

unicorned

Used in substitution of the words drunk, wasted, shittered, hammered, etc. to categorize a state of absolute drunkenness.

Look at that guy, he's absolutely unicorned right now!

by OhGee October 17, 2012

Unicorn fisting

The act in where you act like a unicorn while still being able to fist punch a
Hooker on a Friday night

I had a mad session with the dirty Hoover there was so much unicorn fisting involved

by Unicorn fisting God July 16, 2016

Bokaki unicorn

A sexual fetish act in which a man ties both legs behind their head and ejaculate onto them self.

Oh man did you heard, john gave himself a bokaki unicorn just like the scene in silent hill, colin monster.

by Jannn122110 April 18, 2021

Unicorn ride

Sexually, this is when you have a rare opportunity to be with someone magical.

Slept with Lisa last night. It was a Unicorn ride!

by Erb Toh June 12, 2020

Unicorn Ride

When your friend makes you a helmet with a dildo apoxied to the top, and then a stripper fucks it… that’s a unicorn ride.

“Yo jake, that unicorn ride at your bachelor party was fucking EPIC!!!”

by Trixi6969 February 21, 2022