unicorn

A twink with a dick that’ll send you over the rainbow

Many a top has fallen victim to the deceptive and elusive unicorn.

by auraquarius May 27, 2022

Unicorn aids

When you’re gay but you want a kid but are to broke to adopt so you fuck a hooker and get aid spreading it to your partner. And all in the end the hooker aborts

Shit did you hear what happened to Kenny? He get unicorn aids, fucking twat.

by Iateacatoops December 9, 2018

Unicorn fisting

The act in where you act like a unicorn while still being able to fist punch a
Hooker on a Friday night

I had a mad session with the dirty Hoover there was so much unicorn fisting involved

by Unicorn fisting God July 15, 2016

Unicorn On Ketamine

"Music" that will have your friends (and ears) worry about you

Person 1: Yo, did you listen to the new Unicorn On Ketamine song?
Person 2: Are you ok dude? Do you need to talk about a drug addiction? How bad is your tinnitus now?

by Dugbur November 20, 2023

Unicorn Bath

There’s a group of guys who like other guys... they stand and create an arch of man swords; jetting their well earned man-goop over the well intentioned recipient, creating a Unicorn Bath

Did you hear about Chip? Met some guys on a night out and it ended in a total unicorn bath

by Smorgansmorgan December 26, 2018

unicorn trail

Noun;
A mixture of cocaine (blow) and one more Pixie sticks. Traditionally, blue.

I'm not gay, but things got really weird with the football team after we all did a unicorn trail.

by Applejax September 1, 2017

Hot Unicorn

A hot female who isn't prideful and snobby and needy. She's rare and willing to get down and dirty to accomplish any task and challenge she's faced with. She usually makes a really good friend although she loves her sleep too much and will miss social events often.

Why do you even hang out with Rachel? "She such a hot unicorn and fun to be around! Why not?!"

by DribblyPooChunk October 22, 2025