The Unicorn

When you come over a girls face and the throw glitter over her

I turned Sharon in to the unicorn when I threw glitter over my jizzy mess

by Pierre_not_Pedey September 8, 2019

unicorn thinker

Someone who is sooo positive that actually believes in unicorns.

Friend 1: Today is going to be a good day AF!

You: But, isn't it today that we've got the maths exam you haven't studied of?

Friend 2: Yeah, but I still believe that it's going to be a very good day!

You: *sighs* Oh, Claire, you're a unicorn thinker...

by Hoopamix "the word master" April 6, 2018

Squishy Unicorn

The best bearded dragon ever <3

Person 1: “You want to see Squishy unicorn?”
Person 2: “Of course I do”
Person 2’s mood is now improved.

by Emo#3 November 21, 2021

Unicorn

The perfect girl, usually impossible to catch.

See that girl Kimantha, she is a total Unicorn!

by Unicornfinder2021 October 16, 2021

Fringed unicorn

A man that has an Abercrombie face and a six pack. His hair looks fringed.

Oh my god! Look at the guy! He's such a fringed unicorn!!

by Rawr,Chicken Nuggets,Cheese May 27, 2016

Unicorn Poop

The images that Kylan searches for on his computer.

Kylan, stop searching for unicorn poop in google images!

by Lu Lu October 20, 2022

deadpool unicorn

The unicorn that Deadpool gets off to.

Johnny: “dang man is that the Deadpool unicorn”
Bob: “the one and the same”

by Kallumbacker December 27, 2020