Uncle Car Curtains

Someone who is not to be trusted, potentially dangerous.

"Stay the bollocks away from him, darling. He's well 'Uncle Car Curtains'".

by Jebadiah April 4, 2020

goofy aww uncle

goofy aww uncle is a guy whos an older gentleman but is very wacky

You're such a goofy aww uncle

by goofyawwuncle93 June 14, 2022

SILVER UNCLE TOM

YOUR BASIC OLD FUCK. RAMBLES ABOUT SHIT. PREFERS TO EAT FRIED CHICKEN.

HEY BRIAN WHO ORDERED FRIED CHICKEN. OH YOU ALREADY KNOW THAT OLE "SILVER UNCLE TOM GOT THAT SHIT".

by Big Whitey Ford August 12, 2022

Uncle Super Bowl

Everyone has an Uncle Super Bowl. That one uncle who always hosts the family Super Bowl Party and makes the BEST pulled pork, wings, and dip. Think about the best Super Bowl Party that you went to and ask yourself, "Who hosted it?" Without a doubt, it was the one with Uncle Super Bowl.

Family Member #1: What's going on Cuz!? Are you coming over for the Super Bowl Party later?
Person #2: Is Uncle Super Bowl hosting!? I'm there!!

by JH21 May 8, 2022

Dead Uncle Simulator

Every Spider-man Game that Exists is technically a Dead uncle Simulator.

Jake "Hey i Just bought Dead uncle Simulator 2018 for my PS5!"
Marcus "What?"
James "Marcus, He calls Spider-Man Games 'Dead uncle Simulators', He thinks it's funny"

by Gordonman69 April 18, 2022

secret french uncle

secret french uncle in your attic, that's the way you know how to fluently speak french at age 10.

you have a secret french uncle in yur attic

by ekkekekekekekke69420 September 30, 2021

uncle herman pants

Cut off pant legs with elastic sewn into the tops, worn to give the illusion of someone wearing pants under a long coat, allowing them to flash others with less suspicion than spoeting bare legs.

We caught him wearing Uncle Herman pants and wagging his cock out of his coat

by Dr. Lizardo March 21, 2023