Unicorn Blowjob

It’s when you take a girl with a ponytail, attach a suction dildo onto her forehead, put skittles in her mouth, and have her give you a blowjob.

You guys can then share the skittles after she finishes you off.

Me : “Hey you wanna give me a unicorn blowjob?”
Her : “Yeah sure, let’s both taste the rainbow”

by Dus71n March 8, 2023

unicorn server

Bunch of snowflakes that can't handle confrontation, care bear hug me please pussies.

Look at those unicorns from Unicorn server, bunch of melting snowflakes.

by -lul June 26, 2018

Upside-down Unicorn

Referring to a male or male parts.

Person: Hello upside-down unicorn
Random male: what?
Person: you are a male so I define you as such

by Makingthingsreal August 13, 2016

Hot Unicorn

A hot female who isn't prideful and snobby and needy. She's rare and willing to get down and dirty to accomplish any task and challenge she's faced with. She usually makes a really good friend although she loves her sleep too much and will miss social events often.

Why do you even hang out with Rachel? "She such a hot unicorn and fun to be around! Why not?!"

by DribblyPooChunk October 22, 2025

stunt unicorn

to stand in as a third part in a threesome-like one-off sexual situation.

My friend wanted to knock a threesome off their bucket list, so i offered to stunt unicorn for them.

by chelseydoeslove May 21, 2016

Hood Unicorn

A fat tweaker

I saw a hood unicorn smoking rocks under a bridge.

by MaoZe’sDong May 31, 2018

Southern Unicorn Cook

The act in which one has already thrown the 20th natural light can at the wall and rears back at their spouse in anger, then The spouse proceeds to stamp a cast iron skillet to their forehead.

"Some dude" Did you hear about David getting arrested?
"Some other dude" No what happened??
"Some dude" His wife resorted to turning him into a Southern Unicorn Cook!

by the big gay boi December 19, 2021