Land mine

Bombs with a foot fetish

'Bro, I just gave a Land mine a foot job and it came on my leg."

by catwithrabies February 2, 2020

La La Land

Someone who is out of touch with reality as in being in their own world.

Someone unaware of their surroundings, either due to lack of intelligence or simply because they are sleeping.

Examples of people like this are, Forest Gump, Kimchee, Weish on night and day shift, and so on.
People also tend to go to La La Land in Macs basement, so be careful of your surroundings.

DAMA was not aware of what La La Land was because he himself was in La La Land.

by Truthdefined2020 April 18, 2020

Jack land

Some one whose dick can not go up, but can still get erect

Damn, that looks like a jack land weiner

by Squid6969 May 9, 2020

Dry Land

Dry Land is when you have cotton mouth (dry mouth) after smoking weed or taking a tab.

im on dry land lets grab a drink

by PsychedelicAlienGuy May 9, 2020

land shark

A word often used to describe dangerous dog breeds such as Bullterriers (Pitbull, Stafford) and Mastiffs (Rottweiler, Dogo Argentino, Boerboel) because they tend to have large jaws, sharp teeth and muscular bodies, which goes with the ability to severely injure and kill other humans and animals.

"My crappy neighbour recently bought an American Pitbull Terrier, the jaw was so huge that it reminded me of some kind of land shark. I heard they kill more people than all other breeds combined!"

by Notyourmother123 May 10, 2020

No man’s land

The time between peak drunkenness and blackout

Yo, I am in no man’s land, I think I will be blackout soon.

by Dbon20 May 20, 2020

Land boat

A boat on land that does nothing and is worthless.

Bro you're acting like and land boat

by Unidentifiable boob job May 22, 2020