Land Octopus

When you are confronted by a irate male and his only defense is to fight with his pants off. Penis out, hands flailing.

Damn man, Jim got stupid drunk and became a land Octopus while fighting Jerry naked.

by Kurmithaflog May 13, 2022

Land Yabby

Someone who is acting/behaving completely out of line and making a fool of themselves.

Settle down Ryan you land yabby.

by Pisstank98 October 28, 2021

No man’s land

The time between peak drunkenness and blackout

Yo, I am in no man’s land, I think I will be blackout soon.

by Dbon20 May 20, 2020

is-land records

Big Shaq's famous words, said in an interview with the BBC.

Interviewer - What label were you at yesterday?
Big Shaq - Is-Land Records

by AlexDeMaster February 15, 2018

carrier landing

When the pilot lands your flight by slamming the plane on to deck as if to engage a tail hook to prevent rolling into the sea.

That carrier landing gave me whiplash.

by Jeff-fu September 7, 2019

getting my man to the promised land

Taking his virginity aka fucking him
You can sub man for partner or woman

Person 1: Where were you last nigh?
Person 2: Getting my man to the promised land

by Henithechaoticsob March 12, 2022

moon landing

The act of sitting down.

The only moon landing I'm ever involved with is whenever I sit my fat ass down.

by sleepypie February 27, 2023