When the number or quantity portrayed by an individual is no where near what the actual number or quantity is.
Kendrick said we only had 2 truck loads of boxes to move, there was 7. He needs to stop using that California math when counting.
by Dumpsterfire Commando March 20, 2025
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Don’t ride in his back seat because someone spilled a bag of California Potato Chips back there. You get pregnant or cut yourself.
by Masaj Marod February 9, 2025
Get the California Potato Chip mug.“California Douchebag” refers to guitar-centered, approachable and superficially “rebellious” music created by 90s bands like the Red Hot Chili Peppers, Sublime, Green Day, and Blink 182, characterized by shirtless white men marrying a “punk” “rock” sound to other genres of music (c.f., appropriation). (E.g., ska-punk, reggae-punk, funk-punk).
“The alleged perpetrators had worked themselves into a frenzy by drinking three cases of PBR, driving at high speeds up the PCH, and listening to hours of California Douchebag music on their custom-painted Jeep Wrangler. They were subsequently identified by their bandanna kerchiefs, stringy long hair, and Tasmanian Devil calf tattoos.”
by LittleMissBrattyPants June 15, 2025
Get the California Douchebag musi mug.The girl from the club in Hollywood was certainly a California pole smoker. She proved it to me and all my hommies.
by craplover3000 March 12, 2014
Get the california pole smoker mug.When a girl shits on your dick, then you punch her in the nose and then let the blood drip on your dick then she proceeds to suck you off.
by SaltyCakes February 8, 2019
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First meal of the day, had after 4.20 pm, usually after a night and morning of debauchery, and in some cases, tomfoolery.
by Tittyslayer88 July 16, 2025
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