December 2

The only day you can skip fucking school

"Are you going to school tomorrow"

No you dumbass tommorow it's December 2

by Diegosexyboy November 7, 2019

CAP 2

The career path at Walmart that stocks the shelves of Non-frozen/refrigerated food, paper products like tissues and paper towels, and chemicals. But they also can be putting back returned items or unloading trucks, even maybe register duty if trained. But Cap 2 is primarily the food stockers. (Honestly it isn't such a nice position, I want to leave)

Where do you work? :Mary
I work for Walmart :John
What do you do? :Mary
I'm CAP 2 :John
What? :Mary
I stock shelves :( :John

by Walmart-employee November 15, 2019

March 2

This day is the best day in the world. It is when Paul-Gabriel was born. This master of prophecies will tell your future if you go to him on this day and ask him: "Is it your birthday?".

Class: Happy birthday Paul-Gabriel !
PG: Oh yeah, March 2!

by Aguywitchneedshelp November 21, 2019

December 2

National ask a boy for his hoddie day!

You can ask for any boy's hoodie, he has to say yes ;)

Girl: Can I have your hoodie?
Boy: why?
Girl: It's December 2!
Boy: oh... Sure :) *gives her his hoodie*

by Arizona as the tea November 28, 2019

December 2

Say “I like dogs” to ur crush (: lol idk

Joe: I like dogs
Yuri: wait it’s December 2th.. do u like me??!
Joe: yes joe mamaaa

by Vsco girlfriend November 29, 2019

December 2

December 2 is national bang your head against a calendar that says 2020 day

Jimmy : Hey James it's December 2!
James : Oh wait I bought that calendar for 2020 it's in my room *bangs head on calendar*
Jimmy : *bangs head on calendar*

by Iamnoturdawae December 1, 2019

December 2

National skip school day

Cali:did you hear about December 2
Me:no
Cali:It’s national skip day
Me:NO WAY!!!
Cali:YES
Me: I’m telling cam

Cali:I’m telling Arissa

Me:cam did you hear about December 2
Cam:no
Me:ITS NATIONAL SKIP SCHOOL DAY

Cam:COOL
Me:are you skipping

Cam:YES
Me:SAME
Cali:Arissa did you hear about December 2
Arissa:no

Cali:It’s national skip school day are you going to skip

Arissa:No
Cali:why not
Arissa:dont want to

Cali:cam Bobby Arissa isn’t skipping

Cali, cam, and Bobby:ARISSA YO LAME

by Pokeymerch.com December 2, 2019