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Mermaids Queef

The cool breeze that brushes past your scrotum, if you flush while sat on the toilet
Man that was a double flusher, I had to clear the breach mid drop to make space for more, Mermaids queef made my sack shrivel up like a wallnut.
by Mutterdata October 19, 2021
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Queef

A relief of air expelled most commonly from the female genitalia. Producing a notable and distinct sound, the loudest queef recorded was created by a Michael while powerboating the Kiskiminatis(2018). Michaels have the rare ability to queef on comand.
Michael queefed so loud it put me to sleep.
by Kerolf June 14, 2018
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Queef

The expellation of air out of your vag
eww sarah did u just queef
by big deep dick April 24, 2021
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roundabout queef

When you fart so forcefully and viscously that the air moves your pussy lips.
I KNOW I heard a roundabout queef I smell it too! Who did itd
by HolleauxKnight February 11, 2025
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Man queef

A high pitched fart that results from a man’s monumental efforts to tighten his anus during sex after a dinner that lead to extreme gas pains. The high pitch is the necessary differentiating factor from regular flatulence during sex. Like a female queef but in reverse, the female in this case is required to pretend it’s cute, regardless of smell. The high pitch demonstrates anus tightening warranting complete exoneration of the coutal male.
Oof. I let loose a man queef so bad that even she got grossed out. Good thing the pitch rendered it a queef.
by Daseinstruth October 16, 2020
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Queef

A noise made when air is pushed through moist vaginal lips, causing them to slap around and vibrate.

Women use this occasionally to flex on people, only the scariest bad bitch will look you in the eye, raise one leg and punch out a queef and keep on with her day.
by DrHarryChin, Esq July 24, 2022
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queef music

queef music is a slang used against queef musicians and it is derogatory.
if you're twerking and a little shit comes out, its okay! it just means you're shaking it in all the right places!
queef music
by bribri April 26, 2022
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