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One-armed waiter in a wheelchair

A term used to describe slow service in a restaurant or bar
Guest 1: I ordered my food 45 mins ago- how long does it take to make a BLT?
Guest 2: I swear a one-armed waiter in a wheelchair would be faster than this
Guest 1: For sure. Once we get our food let’s dine and ditch
by Dip Veteran May 20, 2024
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weird arm

When you're laying bed with someone all intertwined and one of you has weird arm. Lying on your arm in an uncomfortable position.
Babe I've got to roll over on my other side I've got weird arm.
by Lin-Zeee August 28, 2016
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Purse arms

A women who has saggy skin on her arms that it looks like a purse is hanging from her.
That girl used to be fat, now she has purse arms.
by Clipseo April 15, 2016
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arm rest anxiety

The awkward moment when you're sat next to a stranger in the cinema, and there is a mental dispute as to who gets to put their arm on the rest...
You: "Dude my arms are really aching..."
friend: "why dont you rest them on the arm rest then?"
you: "nah, got arm rest anxiety"
by lolnetto1 February 24, 2011
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Arm-swinger

Arm-swinger. A guest who fails to bring a gift for his or her host. An invitee who arrives at an event empty handed. So called because the offending guest's hands are unburdened with a present and so his or her arms can swing freely.
"Check out Jared. He didn't even bring a six-pack of beer to the afterparty. He's such an arm-swinger."
by Percy Gryce February 8, 2024
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Bruised Arm

A phallus (penis) after sexual intercourse. (Typically used after a male loses his virginity).
Dave: Robbo, heard you had a big night last night, how's the bruised arm?
Robbo: Not too bad mate, she dusted me off with a loaf of bread after so he's held up alright.

Jack: Fuck, my bruised arm's causing a bit of grief this morning. Might toss one off to settle things down.
by CHEEF KIEF August 25, 2018
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