Hard Head Makes A Soft Behind

An American/Southern phrase used particularly to children, to warn them against disobedience. Particularly hinting at potential physical punishments.

Kid: "I don't wanna go to school today"
Grandma: "Do what I told you," "Hard Head Makes A Soft Behind"

By: Otis T. September 8th, 2025

by LionHeart99 September 8, 2025

Soft Launch

When you start dropping hints for an excuse you’ll use later to get out of something

My friend is soft launching that he can’t come tonight because unprompted, he keeps mentioning he has a headache this morning

by RR25320 September 11, 2025

soft words

Gosh, heck, frick, darn, dang, oh my goodness, what the flip.

The Christian Minecraft Server does not even allow soft words.

by 147852369/*-+.0 September 18, 2025

Soft Disowned

Not calling to check on someone, but will pick up their call. If you've been soft disowned, they won't call to check on you, but will pick up your call but still not ask how you're doing.

Ashley believes her family have soft disowned her, they never call her, and when she calls, they hang up after just 2 minutes on the phone.

by GirlQchi February 7, 2025

Soft Launch

When you are getting hard but rly rly slowly.

Josh: "darn katherine gave me a soft launch yesterday "
sloan: "ew josh. don't talk abt ur sister that way"

by Joka June 1, 2023

soft top boys

Boys that travel the world together with their soft tops. They are kooks that go to J-bay.

Did you guys see the soft top boys get wrecked on that wave? I hope someone recorded it

by Azn & Mexican Leica Discord June 22, 2023

Soft quit

Easing out of a position, by announcing your intentions to your employer without having a timeline.

I just soft quit my position, so the pressure is off and I need to find a new job , eventually.

by FaceLisaFace June 13, 2024