SOFT

when Zen is being a lil too sensitive and a lil too bitchy.

fishy: bruh zen u soft asf rn

geo daddy: yeah

by geodaddy1234 May 9, 2022

SOFT

When a person (typically an uncle) reposts lame dad jokes from a social media source, such as twitter.

My uncle thought he was smooth with the dad jokes… turns out he’s been SOFT this whole time.

by oogabooga57 January 10, 2022

Soft landing

To dump someone in a gentle "it's not you" way.

I started dating this new woman.

Don't you have two other girlfriends already?

Yeah, but I gave them a soft landing. I told them I won't have enough time for them anymore.

by Dataline755 March 15, 2024

Soft Soak

Soaking with a limp dick.

The Mormon with Erectile Disfunction asked his girlfriend if she was up for a soft soak.

by DJock18 November 19, 2020

soft snuggle bits

Soft snuggle bits are the extra soft, warm, silky, and not necessarily sexual parts of the human body that are often only touched by those in an intimate relationship during snuggles. Areas like under the boob, back of the neck, the bit of underarm inbetween the armpit and elbow, and the thigh all qualify as soft snuggle bits.

Steve: Yo, she let me touch her soft snuggle bits :)

by hugefuckingnerd April 26, 2016

Soft math

Math that's easy to do in your head

The doctor asked me how many drinks i have in a week. Had to do some soft math to give him an answer that didn't make me sound like an alcoholic.

by Candy_Ass_Ho January 15, 2019

Subway "Soft Drink"

A drink

I am going to get a Subway "Soft Drink"

by chipdabeaver May 15, 2023