Guatemalan Number Two

When you have to shit so bad that even a full bottle of laxative won't make it happen

I haven't pooped in five days; I've got a real Guatemalan Number Two situation here. It's like Chernobyl in my stomach.

by hokiefez March 18, 2022

fryer tuck number

The worst form of balding, as this form of balding convinces the man that they aren’t really bald because the thinning takes place (out of sight out of mind) at the back/top of the head creating a rediculous specticle for anyone standing behind the person

Just go bald at the front like a normal cunt, ya mad fryer tuck number lol

by Big aldo July 13, 2019

5 number

5 is the fith number of all the number (without counting in negatif) before is 4,3,2,1,0 if you say it as the number it dont have a real definition

man what ithe 5 number mean?

by TAL104 May 23, 2023

number one

supporter of the most beautiful woman on the planet Roseanne Park (rosè)

Ellie: omg i love rosè she’s so amazing!!

Lucy: ahh so ur a number one?! me too :))

by lucyinfinityx December 08, 2024

Number One

A descriptor of someone of great importance or just an amazing person.

"Yeah, Stefan Karl is the real number one!"

by Sparkythedef October 03, 2018

number one

number one also know as 1 it is the 3rd letter of the food chain

how you count

tow,three,number one, five, eight

by jimmy boing boing May 28, 2024

Number one

We are number one.

We are number one.
***Meme intensifies***

by The Real Robbie Rotten February 22, 2019