CEO of simp

A man that puts himself in a subservient/submissive position under women in hopes of winning them over, without the female bringing anything to the table.

•A man that puts too much value on a female for no reason, far more than the average simp.

•A man that prides himself with "Chivalry" in hopes of getting sexual gratification from women, when there is a clear 0% chance.

•A square with no game other than “Rolling out the Red-Carpet” for every female that they come across.
You know Harry Pearson, he is pretty much the CEO of simp the way he licks out that girl

Did you hear about that kid who lost all his mates for some pum. Legit CEO of simp
by u456789123741852963 June 04, 2020
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hudsen is a simp

hes a simp to pokimaine he wants to rub is money all over pokimaine and suck the life out of her. and hes donated his life savings to see pokimaines lips move while she reads the donation.
hudsen is a simp means hudsen wants to fuck the living out of pokimaine
by hudsen is a simp June 10, 2020
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sarvente simp

somebody who simps for a nun in mid-fight masses named sarvente, also known as "complete dumbasses"
person 1: I want to fuck sarvente so badly~

me: get out of here you sarvente simp.
by CrungleChugger97 November 05, 2021
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Catboy simp

Is a bisexual male who is extremely submissive and obsessed with earthbound/mother as well as having a bisexual girlfriend.
Hahah he’s a Catboy simp
by Dark ham September 13, 2021
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Loli simp

Literally what it sounds like.

Someone that needs to not exist
Oh look, a loli simp
*shoots*
by 俺が見 March 03, 2022
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dirty simp

gay ass nigga that likes dick the ass while texting back less than 10 seconds. With the names of. (Jaylen) ect.
Jaylens a dirty simp
by jaylen is a bitch May 09, 2020
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Simp Pie

A fat man who would do anything to make a women happy with the intent of getting laid but thinks friendship is an important value.
Man look at chris; he is such a simp pie for angel.
by Big fat paulie d May 27, 2020
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