Smoke my Beef

Another Variation of Smoke my meat

Telling another to put ones penis in mouth and smoke it like cigar or ciggarette

Something a hoodrat would say
Aye Jermaine get down on your knees and smoke my beef asshole
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Matty fuckin smokes

the coolest mf ever known to the world. He gets hella claps and makes the dankest hot box videos with his friend Liam who kinda sucks tootsie rolls.
Matty fuckin smokes is sooooo fuckin cool dude, but not as cool as Teo
by realboi3000 April 27, 2020
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smoke and mirrors meeting

when you work for a corporation that has contract meetings with you every year in December to "negotiate" your contract for the following year, but it's just a meeting in which the manager attempts to confuse you with lofty, rarely attainable preditions on how your offices business will grow 20%-30%, and how you will make "X" amount of dollars on your bonus when that happens. What you actually get at the end of the year is rarely what they said you would get, and if you do happen to get your bonus that year, they will make SURE you don't get it the following year!
the manager used smoke and mirros to try and trick me in to thinking i was going to get my bonus next year....but i saw right thru his bullshit!
by chris gum February 23, 2004
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Smoking Penis

a stupid ass phrase my dumb boyfriend said on the phone one time. apparently, it meant "to be trippin monkey balls" but i think that phrase is bumfucking stupid and i hope he dies
by carpetmuncher23 March 08, 2023
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Smoked Sausage

When one farts on his or her partner during anal intercourse.
Never eat too much chorizo. Sally ended up giving Carlos a Smoked Sausage last night when he fucked her in the ass.
by KelliCocoa December 25, 2019
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420 Smoke It

420 Smoke It defines a person telling another person to smoke marijuana.
"Hey nigga, let's 420 smoke it","Damn i guess it's time to 420 smoke it"
by Hriski February 04, 2016
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Half Smoked Cuban

A lonely stool left unflushed in a toilet much to the surprise of the next user
"Steer clear of trap number three, someone's left a half smoked cuban in there"
by Fidel Castro's sister October 18, 2008
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