Closet Simp

Refers to an individual (usually a male) who is in a relationship with another individual (usually a female). This person is a huge simp but will do whatever it takes to hide that side of themself from everyone. Acts tough with a hardshell but deep down simps for their significant other.

"Jeff is such a hardo, buddy a straight cold hearted savage. Doesn't get pushed around ever by his girl"

*When alone with his girl, Jeff is a huge pushover closet simp*

by YungJazzers July 8, 2020

hudsen is a simp

hes a simp to pokimaine he wants to rub is money all over pokimaine and suck the life out of her. and hes donated his life savings to see pokimaines lips move while she reads the donation.

hudsen is a simp means hudsen wants to fuck the living out of pokimaine

by hudsen is a simp June 10, 2020

sarvente simp

somebody who simps for a nun in mid-fight masses named sarvente, also known as "complete dumbasses"

person 1: I want to fuck sarvente so badly~

me: get out of here you sarvente simp.

by CrungleChugger97 November 5, 2021

Simp Farmer

A guy who pretends to be a girl on online games to garner affection and more importantly, loot from simps trying to win him (her) over.

"Yo dog, Jimmy was pretending to be a girl on CoD the other day to get guns and ammo." "Jimmy's a simp farmer"

by Cul Gi July 24, 2020

A bad simp

When Sweg lies about playing valorant on his status

Sweg “playing valorant”

The whole server: thats bullshit you’re such a bad simp sweg

by Atcyue November 1, 2020

Catboy simp

Is a bisexual male who is extremely submissive and obsessed with earthbound/mother as well as having a bisexual girlfriend.

Hahah he’s a Catboy simp

by Dark ham September 12, 2021

Loli simp

Literally what it sounds like.

Someone that needs to not exist

Oh look, a loli simp
*shoots*

by 俺が見 March 3, 2022