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your mum

your mum is sexy and so pretty. suck your mum
i met your mum today and she is ugly as fuck. go and suck your mum
by anonymous July 12, 2022
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Your mum is the person who gave birth to you after having sexual intercourse with your dad
Guy1: Who was you with last night?
Guy2: Your Mum
by CHRIS BORWN July 12, 2022
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James: "Say mums you pulled Jane"
Jack: "Mums@
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ur mum

by urmumishot2 July 21, 2022
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well duh it is ur mum what else were you expecting.
Timmy: can you come to my house after school?
you : no

timmy : why

you: UR MUM
by good peoples July 29, 2022
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Ur Mum is a person that is usually really hot or really fat ( in American jokes ) spelling it in an American way ( Ur MOM ) is unacceptable.
Omg! That persons standards are so high they could date Ur Mum!
by Nadyak August 7, 2022
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Your mum (maternal insult) is a (humorous) response to a question. It is usually meant as a joke.
What day is it? Your mum
by RickAstley12 June 7, 2022
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