Minecraft

A fucking god send when us humans were only just mere brainlets.

Person1: haha I like fortnite.
Person2 shut the fuck up you mere gremlin Minecraft is the best thing ever received upon this cursed world.

by Daddycallmecarson July 1, 2019

Minecraft Movie

The absolute worse dogshit movie ever leaked

The Minecraft Movie is the worst flop of all time

by Phokos July 23, 2024

Minecraft

Something better than fortnite.

Me: wanna play Minecraft?
YOU: hell yeah.

by Yes_Itsme September 20, 2020

Minecraft

A game played by the gods

I'm playing Minecraft leave me alone

by Puppyface79 May 25, 2019

Minecraft Leg Ends

A new minecraft game coming somewhere in the year 2023 where you have to gather resources around a legs end and then fight the poglin invasion on the far northeast. Jeb says it will be the best game to ever exist!

Guy 1: hi, have you played that new brand new game called Minecraft Leg Ends?
Guy 2: it hasn't been released yet you dumbass!

by Fire Axus June 16, 2022

Just play Minecraft bro

When your shit at every game, most notably (NBA2k, COD, Fortnite or Madden) and you have the harsh reality that you suck so that Minecraft Is your only option

Kyle: My Girl just 30 clipped me in 2k and my homeboy with a 60 overall no badges just fried me in 1v1 mycourt

Matthew: Yeah At this point just play Minecraft bro

by JustASadAssNiggaWhoHad2aceptIt April 26, 2020

Minecraft

Hard anal sex using shit water as a loobricant. Then putting a wrench in a hamsters mouth as you proceed to molest it's ass with hot sauce. Then you sperm on bread and feed it to your dog as a treat after giving it a blow job. Usally last 2 days of nonstop gorilla ass fucking.

I did Minecraft for 2 days in a row.

by Brosnice23gta5 November 14, 2022