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Log-jam

When waiting in line to cash out, you get a raging, awkward erection. You don't want to lose your place in line, so you just pray that the cashier doesn't notice.
When Dan saw his sisters hot little friend at Walmart, he had one hell of a log-jam to contend with.
by Eggfarticus May 24, 2017
mugGet the Log-jammug.

drool log

the male ruining tool used when forcing a girl to drool
by need4speed November 29, 2013
mugGet the drool logmug.

Sloppy Log

When a man has performed vaginal, anal, and oral sex in the same encounter (in that particular order), it is known as the sloppy log.
"Dude she got the sloppy log last night!"
by BuccaneerGeek November 12, 2021
mugGet the Sloppy Logmug.
You went to the calculator app on a apple device and went to scientific mode and just pressed every button left to right
I am so 0%÷root(∛√(1÷789), log(log2(atan(acos(asin(456!)))×e×123+asinh(acosh(atanh(π×0.0484041570))))))
by Erodoeht22 April 12, 2025
mugGet the 0%÷root(∛√(1÷789), log(log2(atan(acos(asin(456!)))×e×123+asinh(acosh(atanh(π×0.0484041570))))))mug.

Log Jam

When 2 or more men get their penis stuck in a glory hole.
Me and Tom were log jammed last night.
by I_8_ur_mom_out December 18, 2021
mugGet the Log Jammug.

loo lap log

Sitting on the lap of a man taking a shit on the toilet. What follows can differ from situation, however, possibilities include: fingering, kissing, boobie sucking, etc.
Hurry to the bathroom with me, I got a log coming out but I’m kind of horny. It’s gonna be a loo lap log.
by ChodeFilA January 29, 2023
mugGet the loo lap logmug.

Portland Log Kiss

When a man is dropping a big poop, the resulting splash of water wets his butthole and scrotum in the aftermath - usually a little traumatizing to the senses.
I took a huge dump last night and got a Portland Log Kiss in return.
by Capo2001 August 10, 2024
mugGet the Portland Log Kissmug.

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