When waiting in line to cash out, you get a raging, awkward erection. You don't want to lose your place in line, so you just pray that the cashier doesn't notice.
When Dan saw his sisters hot little friend at Walmart, he had one hell of a log-jam to contend with.
by Eggfarticus May 24, 2017
Get the Log-jammug. by need4speed November 29, 2013
Get the drool logmug. When a man has performed vaginal, anal, and oral sex in the same encounter (in that particular order), it is known as the sloppy log.
by BuccaneerGeek November 12, 2021
Get the Sloppy Logmug. You went to the calculator app on a apple device and went to scientific mode and just pressed every button left to right
I am so 0%÷root(∛√(1÷789), log(log2(atan(acos(asin(456!)))×e×123+asinh(acosh(atanh(π×0.0484041570))))))
by Erodoeht22 April 12, 2025
Get the 0%÷root(∛√(1÷789), log(log2(atan(acos(asin(456!)))×e×123+asinh(acosh(atanh(π×0.0484041570))))))mug. by I_8_ur_mom_out December 18, 2021
Get the Log Jammug. Sitting on the lap of a man taking a shit on the toilet. What follows can differ from situation, however, possibilities include: fingering, kissing, boobie sucking, etc.
Hurry to the bathroom with me, I got a log coming out but I’m kind of horny. It’s gonna be a loo lap log.
by ChodeFilA January 29, 2023
Get the loo lap logmug. When a man is dropping a big poop, the resulting splash of water wets his butthole and scrotum in the aftermath - usually a little traumatizing to the senses.
by Capo2001 August 10, 2024
Get the Portland Log Kissmug.