Drunk Land Whale

A fat, drunk woman that actively pursues you in a bar, or a club setting.

Damn. Loretta is a drunk land whale. I had to run out the club, without paying my tab to save my life.

by Logan0787 April 09, 2023

Drunk Land Whale

A drunk woman, in a bar, or club who actively pursues another individual for sex.

Damn, Loretta is a drunk land whale. I had to run out the club, without paying the tab to save myself.

by Logan0787 April 09, 2023

No man's land

The middle part between your ass to your penis.

Phillip: Hey! Do you ever go to No man's land. I do it sometimes when I'm bored
Bob: I'm gonna go now

by A big nathaniel April 24, 2021

Land a tree on it

To implement a solution to a problem that's so effective, it puts down roots and becomes permanent.

"Raise that issue and make Pete land a tree on it"

by AnyOldSmith March 20, 2024

Fortblox Battle Royal Land

Knockoff of Fortnite, usually used as a joke.

Man 1: Hey dude, wanna play FBRL?
Man 2: What's that?
Man 1: Fortblox Battle Royal Land, man!
Man 2: Hell Yeah!!

by random game mem thinkgs December 04, 2022

Toy Story Land

It’s that new land over in Disney’s Hollywood Studios that just opened and people are crazy about even though there’s not much and there’s a bunch of walls for gay instagramers.

Guy 1: Hey want to check out Toy Story Land?
Guy 2: No, there’s too many people including the gay instagramers and there’s not much sh!t to do there.
Guy 1: Oh, ok. Maybe when all the crowd dies down.

by TheJWA August 02, 2018

Land Mollusk

A land mollusk is that of a spider, with a shell, tentacles, the face of an old lady, and what seem two be five tallywhackers.

They often reside under the male human's scrotem, and will hide in the so called "gooch".

That kid is a Land Mollusk.
I heard he has Mollusks.
Look out for Land Mollusks while traveling through that part of town.

by MistaCreep August 17, 2011