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Dick Knuckle

When your cock torques off to the left (or right), resembling a semi-ripe banana when erect, and a partially hooked finger when flaccid. Common in angry short men, orangutans, and intellectual pygmies.

Colloquialism for Peyronie’s disease.
"Dude, did you see Mike in the shower?"

"Yeah bro, what the actual fuck is up with his dick? It looks like a hooked finger"
"Total dick knuckle going on there. Fucking gross."
by DefinitelyNotAGuyNamedMike January 17, 2018
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Knuckle Dragger

Knuckle Dragger is a term used to describe a old school Correction Officer who in their early days of Corrections used brut strength over knowledge and skill.
Look at Jack he was once a old school knuckle Dragger CO! He use to use brut strength to deal with inmates, now he’s a skill Corrections professional!
by Hankscolts May 7, 2018
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3 Knuckle Chuck

A hand job or male masturbation with 1, 2, or 3 knuckles of a finger in the anus to stimulate the prostate and cause a sudden intense orgasm.
Dude, I finally got a 3 Knuckle Chuck! I came everywhere!

You're definitely gonna buck when she hits you with a 3 Knuck Chuck!
by Umakhi June 15, 2022
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Knuckle Sandwich

When Larry's wife Lori puts all four of her knuckles in between Larry's asscheeks during sex. The asschecks being the bread and knuckles being the meat.
Lori gave Larry the knuckle sandwich combo last night after he forgot her birthday.
by paulbossup4life March 24, 2020
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fish knuckled

To get be fooled, duped, or tricked into giving someone money.
"Hey man, I just gave that homeless dude a twenty, then he hopped in his rarri!!"

"Damn son, you just got fish knuckled"
by walledcivic October 11, 2014
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horses knuckle

when two people get in a fight and one guy slaps the other and defeats him with instantly or with only barely any punches.
Person 1: Woah Dude! Did you see that? He just knocked him out with only two punches!
Person 2: Man that was a quick fight. That guy really has a horses knuckle!
by briansten March 5, 2023
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Knuckle pucker

A term for when you just can't explain how goofed a person is.
Holy shit Keenan, you're such a knuckle pucker.
by D-ton218 January 3, 2019
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