Just as the founding fathers intended

Just as the founding fathers intended

Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion.He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up, Just as the founding fathers intended

by Heya, O' buddy, O' pall September 4, 2023

But that's just a theory, a Game Theory!

Most commonly used by MatPat, owner of the Game, Food, Film and Style Theory channels.

Used at the end of videos to remind people that he is just making theories and might not correct.

*MatPat finishes talking about his Theory* But that's just a theory, a Game Theory!

by BlazingBeast September 23, 2023

i just shit myself

a common phrase used for when you ant make it to the toilet in time or farted too hard

jerry I farted but i think i just shit myself

by Jazmer12 August 3, 2022

You just got krissed!

It’s when you see a kris Jenner video playing “lady marmelade song”

“Hey look at this video , You just got krissed!”

by DimiSlatina June 20, 2022

Just Friends Type Shi

A relationship that has no label on it.. like a
friendship but more than a friendship but not
quite a relationship.

Me and her are Just friends type shii

by BZ06 May 18, 2022

just go fucking google it

What to say when someone asks you something.

Small annoying child: Daddy, where do babys come from?
Dad: just go fucking google it

by Thelocaldyke June 3, 2016

im just tryna bone

when you talk to a big booty bitch and she not that atractive and all u wanna do is fuck da shyt outta her ugly ass.

2she:a lil dayday do u go wit boomshika yet?

Lil dayday:fuck naw i dont like her like dat she hella ugly i told dat bitch im just tryna bone.

2she:yea dats wut i b on mah nigga.

by lil 2she and lil dayday April 27, 2010