goon

david loves to do this

Hello, I'm David Samuels, I love to goon every morning when i upskirt girls

by gnev29 March 14, 2025

goon juice

cum

my goon bud got goon juice all over my face during the goon sesh

by goonercheeks58 November 15, 2023

goon squad

the homeless coons on dayz who are known for talking hella shit then failing miserably

yo you see what happened to goon squad?

nah what happened?

we wiped there shit then gave it back, then took it again.

by white_supremacy445 April 2, 2022

goon rat

a goon rat is where a rat or hamster is used by the group to goon inside. Another name would be The groups hamster. If no rat or hamster is available then the closest ginger or goonable person is allowed. generally there is a rota to prevent goon rats being tired

person 1: Hey man, which rat's next on the goon rat rota
person 2: it's actually Steve tomorrow, we ran out of them

by theJuanwhoknocks January 21, 2025

van de goon

A person which holds a master level of rizz towards the huzz. To call some one a Van de goon / er, means to say they have great charisma towards younger women.

“You’re such a Van de gooner!”

by Jiggler3000 December 2, 2024

GOONING

Essentially is the verb of “goon”

This means to run, So gooning basically means “running”

Person 1: where are you going???

Person 2: IM GOONING TO JESSICA !!

by JustYourAverageJay May 6, 2025

Emergency goon kit

Backpack filled with emergency gooning materials when you don’t have any.
Usually porn

John: I want to goon but I don’t got anything

Mike: don’t worry I have a emergency goon kit

by Johnny schlort July 2, 2024