Emos wear makeup and cry lots. They claim that they aren't scared to be themselves. If this was true they would admit they are useless would stop acting depressed. Maybe then they would get a little more respect. When they aren't getting their asses kicked, they get drunk and have sex with dead animals. Emo guys will do anything to make themselves look like a faggot. Some of these dipshits even claim to be straight. Emo's think people give a shit about some stupidass emotional trauma they suffer from. They have greasy hair and they usualy suck.
Spliffy - Hey Emo Kid, makeup is for homo's!
Emo Kid - Lots of straight people wear makeup
Spliffy - No they don't
Emo Kid - You're right, I suck and you're better than me.
Emo Kid - Lots of straight people wear makeup
Spliffy - No they don't
Emo Kid - You're right, I suck and you're better than me.
by Spliffy Jay August 30, 2008
Get the emomug. Like a goth, but even gayer than a goth. Imagine a goth on estrogen. The ultimate form of bitchass pussyness.
Look at that bitchass emo's girlpants. What a fucking pussy. Homeboy needs to start eating and lift some weights.
by NObitchassness April 2, 2008
Get the emomug. sure there are some "emo" people who do fit the big crying, slitting wrists all depressing stereotype. but that doesn't mean everyone is like that, and they shouldn't be paid out for it even if they are. its just the label that is given to people who "look the part". also these days people don't fit into one specfic category, they can be a bit of this and that and why should anyone tell them what they can and cant do. i admit there are some posers who just try to look like whatever is in at the time scenesters just to be cool, but you dont always know the difference between the actual ones, and the fake ones. did u ever think people look and dress and act the way they do because they like it? not just because others think its the cool thing. people can look however they want to look, and most of them dont care if you dont like it, and probably dont like what you wear either.
and you cant just be all like "well what i believe in is the best, and if you dont like (emo/indie/hardcore/thrash/techno/rnb/whatever) it means i dont like you and your just a fag loser" what kind of mindset is that?
everyone should just get over their differences and stop judging people, you may find you have something in common.
its not like you have to agree, but dont have such a closed mind and dont judge people so quickly if you dont actually know them
and you cant just be all like "well what i believe in is the best, and if you dont like (emo/indie/hardcore/thrash/techno/rnb/whatever) it means i dont like you and your just a fag loser" what kind of mindset is that?
everyone should just get over their differences and stop judging people, you may find you have something in common.
its not like you have to agree, but dont have such a closed mind and dont judge people so quickly if you dont actually know them
p1: jeez look at that faggy emo kid over there, bet he cries himself to sleep everynight
p2:well there actually a really nice person. i work with them, they're funny.
p1: but there emo, and they are all fags
p2: your a fucken idiot
p3: jeez, bree is different these days, shes all emo and gross
p4: pretty sure shes the same person she's always been. but you wouldnt know that coz your a douche bag who stopped talking to her because she started dressing differently
p2:well there actually a really nice person. i work with them, they're funny.
p1: but there emo, and they are all fags
p2: your a fucken idiot
p3: jeez, bree is different these days, shes all emo and gross
p4: pretty sure shes the same person she's always been. but you wouldnt know that coz your a douche bag who stopped talking to her because she started dressing differently
by dramakk October 17, 2008
Get the Emomug. kids who usually aren't popular or decent looking so they try out emo to get some attention
they think they're cool if they use big dramatic words when discribing their life
disapoinments to parents
hate corperations (except for Hot Topic, in emo world Hot Topic "understands them")
often ramble about how other people are ignorant
they think they're cool if they use big dramatic words when discribing their life
disapoinments to parents
hate corperations (except for Hot Topic, in emo world Hot Topic "understands them")
often ramble about how other people are ignorant
girl#1: "hey whats up?"
emo guy: "what is up? * looks up in deep thought* the world might never know..what if someone is up there saying what is down? *girl runs away* our society has fallen into a deep abyss with a return that they will never know, and that, that makes my heart dark...like a rose...a black dark deep emotionless alternative rose...dying, crubling calling out for help BUT NO ONE CAN HEAR IT!! NO BODY UNDERSTANDS THE ROSE SO IT PULLS OUT ITS THORNS!!!"
girl#2: why'd you run away from him? did he start rambling again
girl#1: aghh yeaa seriously go home and write in your diary or something
girl#2: i know right...stupid fucking rambling emos
emo guy: "what is up? * looks up in deep thought* the world might never know..what if someone is up there saying what is down? *girl runs away* our society has fallen into a deep abyss with a return that they will never know, and that, that makes my heart dark...like a rose...a black dark deep emotionless alternative rose...dying, crubling calling out for help BUT NO ONE CAN HEAR IT!! NO BODY UNDERSTANDS THE ROSE SO IT PULLS OUT ITS THORNS!!!"
girl#2: why'd you run away from him? did he start rambling again
girl#1: aghh yeaa seriously go home and write in your diary or something
girl#2: i know right...stupid fucking rambling emos
by 182736 February 18, 2010
Get the emomug. A word describing an ever-expanding group of disproportionate teens, who to themselves, believe that their lives are somehow more difficult or painful than that of their peers.
Appearance: Black long hair. Torn clothing. Dirty and unkept appearance (citing laziness.) Males often wear female pants, and other clothing, often being mistaken for homosexuals. Females are often times obese and homely in appearance, leading to a possible cause for their depression. Emo females often have their hair dyed many different unmatching colors, as to compound their already poor appearance, futher lessening their chances for any type of relationship.
Demeanor: Emo kids are found to be very whiny and inherently sad individuals, with no apparent cause. When asked, they often claim that others who aren't emo 'just dont understand' when in reality, this is just a scapegoat for lack of a true cause of their 'depression.' This often leads you to discredit their cause, and often times angers them, but is unthreatening, because they will likely injure themselves before inflicting harm on you.
Personalities: Emo kids tend to be more intelligent indiviuals, but it is wasted on working a job at Mcdonald's just to buy more emo flare to add to their persona. (buttons, chains, other useless paraphenailia.) They often believe they have deeper souls than other people. It is nothing more than a misconception of reality, that emo kids use to try to feel different from other people, but is a fallacy. Often whiny and lazy, the emo kid tends to be idle most days, wasting time.
Conclusion: Emo kids are easy to spot, even easier to make fun of. Being sad because daddy's credit card is maxed out isn't a reason to be sad. Its reason enough to feel like a whiny brat. Emo kids tend to grow out of their idiotic state, and evolve to be normal people, most of the time. Most emo kids will disagree with this definition, saying that "isn't what emo is about" or "thats not what we are."
Even they have no explanation as to what 'emo' is. This is largely due to the fact that they don't know, and are simply fitting a profile, with their other emo peers, and also like their 'jock' peers, who also dress and act to conform to a certain profile.
Appearance: Black long hair. Torn clothing. Dirty and unkept appearance (citing laziness.) Males often wear female pants, and other clothing, often being mistaken for homosexuals. Females are often times obese and homely in appearance, leading to a possible cause for their depression. Emo females often have their hair dyed many different unmatching colors, as to compound their already poor appearance, futher lessening their chances for any type of relationship.
Demeanor: Emo kids are found to be very whiny and inherently sad individuals, with no apparent cause. When asked, they often claim that others who aren't emo 'just dont understand' when in reality, this is just a scapegoat for lack of a true cause of their 'depression.' This often leads you to discredit their cause, and often times angers them, but is unthreatening, because they will likely injure themselves before inflicting harm on you.
Personalities: Emo kids tend to be more intelligent indiviuals, but it is wasted on working a job at Mcdonald's just to buy more emo flare to add to their persona. (buttons, chains, other useless paraphenailia.) They often believe they have deeper souls than other people. It is nothing more than a misconception of reality, that emo kids use to try to feel different from other people, but is a fallacy. Often whiny and lazy, the emo kid tends to be idle most days, wasting time.
Conclusion: Emo kids are easy to spot, even easier to make fun of. Being sad because daddy's credit card is maxed out isn't a reason to be sad. Its reason enough to feel like a whiny brat. Emo kids tend to grow out of their idiotic state, and evolve to be normal people, most of the time. Most emo kids will disagree with this definition, saying that "isn't what emo is about" or "thats not what we are."
Even they have no explanation as to what 'emo' is. This is largely due to the fact that they don't know, and are simply fitting a profile, with their other emo peers, and also like their 'jock' peers, who also dress and act to conform to a certain profile.
Guy1: wow that kid looks sad
Guy2: he's emo, he's a wanna be sad person.
Guy1: why would anyone 'want' to be sad?
Guy2: For attention. No legitamate reason why. They experience no different of a life than you or I.
Guy1: maybe he'll grow up one day.
Guy2: he's emo, he's a wanna be sad person.
Guy1: why would anyone 'want' to be sad?
Guy2: For attention. No legitamate reason why. They experience no different of a life than you or I.
Guy1: maybe he'll grow up one day.
by Pup.E.Dog January 16, 2009
Get the Emomug. Basically a bunch of kids trying to rebel against society by adopting a new 'rebellious' image in which they dress up in dark clothes, have long hair, slit their wrists and listen to crappy music such as Fallout Boy and Panic at the Disco. However, the problem is that this whole image was thought up of businessmen in the music industry who want to make money off naive teenagers, something which they have done rather successfully!
People seem to think that all emos are social outcasts. Not true, a number of them are actually popular kids who think that changing their image will make them more down-to-earth when in fact it turns them into a bigger prick!
They also think that anybody is a chav, even a person like me who listens to Canibus rap about the exact value of Pi (3.14592653589 for those who don't know...)
People seem to think that all emos are social outcasts. Not true, a number of them are actually popular kids who think that changing their image will make them more down-to-earth when in fact it turns them into a bigger prick!
They also think that anybody is a chav, even a person like me who listens to Canibus rap about the exact value of Pi (3.14592653589 for those who don't know...)
Sterotypical emo: "You're a chav!"
Me: "STFU! If you such a big rock music fan then name me one Jimi Hendrix song?"
Sterotypical emo: "Errrrrr...."
Me: "I'm Wating...How about Voodoo Chile?"
Sterotypical emo: "Isn't that some kind of country?"
Me: "STFU! If you such a big rock music fan then name me one Jimi Hendrix song?"
Sterotypical emo: "Errrrrr...."
Me: "I'm Wating...How about Voodoo Chile?"
Sterotypical emo: "Isn't that some kind of country?"
by frenoe August 22, 2008
Get the Emomug. by wankeryanker July 6, 2008
Get the Emomug.