Emos wear makeup and cry lots. They claim that they aren't scared to be themselves. If this was true they would admit they are useless would stop acting depressed. Maybe then they would get a little more respect. When they aren't getting their asses kicked, they get drunk and have sex with dead animals. Emo guys will do anything to make themselves look like a faggot. Some of these dipshits even claim to be straight. Emo's think people give a shit about some stupidass emotional trauma they suffer from. They have greasy hair and they usualy suck.
Spliffy - Hey Emo Kid, makeup is for homo's!
Emo Kid - Lots of straight people wear makeup
Spliffy - No they don't
Emo Kid - You're right, I suck and you're better than me.
Emo Kid - Lots of straight people wear makeup
Spliffy - No they don't
Emo Kid - You're right, I suck and you're better than me.
by Spliffy Jay August 30, 2008
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they think they're cool if they use big dramatic words when discribing their life
disapoinments to parents
hate corperations (except for Hot Topic, in emo world Hot Topic "understands them")
often ramble about how other people are ignorant
they think they're cool if they use big dramatic words when discribing their life
disapoinments to parents
hate corperations (except for Hot Topic, in emo world Hot Topic "understands them")
often ramble about how other people are ignorant
girl#1: "hey whats up?"
emo guy: "what is up? * looks up in deep thought* the world might never know..what if someone is up there saying what is down? *girl runs away* our society has fallen into a deep abyss with a return that they will never know, and that, that makes my heart dark...like a rose...a black dark deep emotionless alternative rose...dying, crubling calling out for help BUT NO ONE CAN HEAR IT!! NO BODY UNDERSTANDS THE ROSE SO IT PULLS OUT ITS THORNS!!!"
girl#2: why'd you run away from him? did he start rambling again
girl#1: aghh yeaa seriously go home and write in your diary or something
girl#2: i know right...stupid fucking rambling emos
emo guy: "what is up? * looks up in deep thought* the world might never know..what if someone is up there saying what is down? *girl runs away* our society has fallen into a deep abyss with a return that they will never know, and that, that makes my heart dark...like a rose...a black dark deep emotionless alternative rose...dying, crubling calling out for help BUT NO ONE CAN HEAR IT!! NO BODY UNDERSTANDS THE ROSE SO IT PULLS OUT ITS THORNS!!!"
girl#2: why'd you run away from him? did he start rambling again
girl#1: aghh yeaa seriously go home and write in your diary or something
girl#2: i know right...stupid fucking rambling emos
by 182736 February 18, 2010
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Let's say that dick-licker is a emo.
Let's say that dick-licker is a emo.
Dude: I was walking down the street and I saw some wierdo, he was wearing black and had hair covering one part of his eye.
Friend: Next!? Tell me!
Dude: Hold on to your dick, I got my foot and kicked his nuts soo hard I heard a *CRACK* and there was blood coming, I dragged him into my car boot, shut the lid and drove to some dark alleyway. Next I tied him up to some dumpsters, I took out my BAZOOKA and shove it up his gay ass shot. I survied cause I rule :D
Friend: *shouts*FUCK EMOS, GAY BOYS SUCK
Crowd: YEAH! *shoots walking emos*
Friend: Next!? Tell me!
Dude: Hold on to your dick, I got my foot and kicked his nuts soo hard I heard a *CRACK* and there was blood coming, I dragged him into my car boot, shut the lid and drove to some dark alleyway. Next I tied him up to some dumpsters, I took out my BAZOOKA and shove it up his gay ass shot. I survied cause I rule :D
Friend: *shouts*FUCK EMOS, GAY BOYS SUCK
Crowd: YEAH! *shoots walking emos*
by Kicked_a_emo_in_the_nuts November 22, 2010
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There are 2 types of emos, the hardcore proper emos 'emotional' people who are actually upset about real things and keep it 2 themselves
And fashion emos who crave attention so cry as much as possible and cut themselves (trying to kill themselves apperently which they never do) and then tell everyone in the world about it
And fashion emos who crave attention so cry as much as possible and cut themselves (trying to kill themselves apperently which they never do) and then tell everyone in the world about it
by Shaun Byrne September 22, 2008
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Look at that bitchass emo's girlpants. What a fucking pussy. Homeboy needs to start eating and lift some weights.
by NObitchassness April 2, 2008
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Get the Emo mug.Basically a bunch of kids trying to rebel against society by adopting a new 'rebellious' image in which they dress up in dark clothes, have long hair, slit their wrists and listen to crappy music such as Fallout Boy and Panic at the Disco. However, the problem is that this whole image was thought up of businessmen in the music industry who want to make money off naive teenagers, something which they have done rather successfully!
People seem to think that all emos are social outcasts. Not true, a number of them are actually popular kids who think that changing their image will make them more down-to-earth when in fact it turns them into a bigger prick!
They also think that anybody is a chav, even a person like me who listens to Canibus rap about the exact value of Pi (3.14592653589 for those who don't know...)
People seem to think that all emos are social outcasts. Not true, a number of them are actually popular kids who think that changing their image will make them more down-to-earth when in fact it turns them into a bigger prick!
They also think that anybody is a chav, even a person like me who listens to Canibus rap about the exact value of Pi (3.14592653589 for those who don't know...)
Sterotypical emo: "You're a chav!"
Me: "STFU! If you such a big rock music fan then name me one Jimi Hendrix song?"
Sterotypical emo: "Errrrrr...."
Me: "I'm Wating...How about Voodoo Chile?"
Sterotypical emo: "Isn't that some kind of country?"
Me: "STFU! If you such a big rock music fan then name me one Jimi Hendrix song?"
Sterotypical emo: "Errrrrr...."
Me: "I'm Wating...How about Voodoo Chile?"
Sterotypical emo: "Isn't that some kind of country?"
by frenoe August 22, 2008
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