by Yao Miing March 31, 2017
Get the thistle circle mug.A Presidential Circle Jerk is when you're the boss and you gather your subordinates around you to have them praise your amazing leadership, intelligence, and looks because in reality your ego is amazingly fragile and weak.
Uber CEO Travis Kalanick had a presidential circle jerk with his upper management today, stemming from a recent video of him arguing with an Uber driver.
by Fill My Cats June 13, 2017
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When you jerk off a one eyed horse , and he keeps trying to see who's doing it with his good eye by turning in a circle.
As a Metaphor: When you really like something but you aren't making any progress
As a Metaphor: When you really like something but you aren't making any progress
"That poor stallion was in a horse circle for an hour before he saw his trainer's face"
Dave: "How's the new job?"
John: "It's a real horse circle. I really like it, but I don't see it going anywhere."
Dave: "How's the new job?"
John: "It's a real horse circle. I really like it, but I don't see it going anywhere."
by Urban Gems July 7, 2017
Get the Horse Circle mug.A sneaky circle is a pair or group of people who engage in risky or taboo behavior near or around friends and family without their knowledge.
Sneaky circles are strengthened by raising the chance of being caught by a friend or a family member who is not in the sneaky circle.
Sneaky circles are not for the weak minded or morally right people.
Sneaky circles are meant to be used as a means of enjoyment and furfilment for those who don't want to currently end their present lifestyle.
Sneaky circles are strengthened by raising the chance of being caught by a friend or a family member who is not in the sneaky circle.
Sneaky circles are not for the weak minded or morally right people.
Sneaky circles are meant to be used as a means of enjoyment and furfilment for those who don't want to currently end their present lifestyle.
Me and Sarah started A sneaky circle about a month ago. We build Sandcastle's in my parents bathroom with used kitty litter.
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Get the Artic Circle mug.When a group of gentlemen, whilst floating by innertube or other floatation device, "dock up" by each grabbing the tallywhacker to his immediate right, forming a circle of jerkery.
"This floating circle jerk was conducted by professionals in a controlled environment. Do not attempt at home."
by Uncle_Fun April 19, 2018
Get the floating circle jerk mug.The act of sitting in a circle with a group of guys while jerking each other off so hard that you try to basically murder their penis with such force that they have a cumshot of a lifetime.
by NLJTGETSWOLLORDIE September 14, 2017
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