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BOB Syndrome

BOB Syndrome, alternatively spelled as B.O.B. Syndrome, officially recognized as "Bitter Old Bottom Syndrome" with those suffering from the condition being referred to as "Bobs", refers to a gay man past the years generally needed to be a twink or an otter (Respectively, a young effeminate and hairless gay man, and a younger hairy and slender gay man.) and, rather than slowly subduing his sexuality into a calm and collected stream of something enjoyed on occasion like many of those of his age, continues to try to live the teenage sexuality that he has long lost the physical capacity to perform.

And instead of tastefully growing into their age, practicing better self-care to increase their attractiveness, they effectively "let go" of all self-care, and frequently engage in overeating, leading to a rather dumpy and unattractive physique.

Alongside that, their mental condition is abysmal, with them being not guiding figures to those younger than them, or entirely neutral to those younger than them, but rather displaying the utmost fury and vindictive bitch-like anger to all those younger than them - particularly those who are notably attractive.

Due to their unpleasantness, they only frequent sexual circles which have a very strict seniority-derived hierarchy, likely upheld by now generations of those suffering from BOB Syndrome. Examples include the furry community and the BDSM/Kink community.
Person 1 (Affected by BOB Syndrome): "Yeah, well, thankfully some of us bottoms aren't jobless leeches."
Person 2 (A gentleman conversing with a 19 year old): "Don't worry about him, honey, he's just a BOB."
by derangedcatboye November 1, 2023
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Phlegm Bob

Anyone that tries to cough up or clear their throat excessively loud and obnoxiously in public.
Listen to Phlegm Bob over there. He's coughing up a lung.. How gross ! Go see a doctor or quit smoking !
by CpnStbn November 15, 2017
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Bobbing for tacos

Eating a hard shell taco out of your partner's butt crack without using your hands.
Annabelle, do you want to go bobbing for tacos tonight?
by Xalici August 21, 2017
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bobs-a-dying

A drunken revel (naval slang)
W.N.Glascock, Sailors and Saints, 1829 (I, 179), ‘Nothing but dining, and dancing, and Bobs-a-dying on deck from daylight till dark’. (Moe.)
Search on google books for etymologic data and examples.
by twitley May 16, 2011
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bob boner

When you are watching Bob Ross and you get a massive boner
I was watching Bob Ross earlier and suddenly I because very erect, giving me a huge bob boner
by Who’s That February 1, 2019
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Air bob

When you attempt to type Air Bnb but your communications device auto corrects you forcing you to unsuccessfully correct it prior to going all caps
Text 1: wanna book a hotel or an Air bob
Text 2: Air Bob*
Text 3: AIR BNB*
by rajistanilaotian February 20, 2019
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Bob Wilson

A Malevolent God from another world hell bent on the complete and total destruction of all life in the universe.
His methods include the spread of mass chaos.
He usually takes the form of Lord Linlithgow.
Argyle: Did you hear what happened in Tunisia?
Calum: Yeah it was probably Bob Wilson.
by DeeLinden September 6, 2021
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