BOB Syndrome, alternatively spelled as B.O.B. Syndrome, officially recognized as "Bitter Old Bottom Syndrome" with those suffering from the condition being referred to as "Bobs", refers to a gay man past the years generally needed to be a twink or an otter (Respectively, a young effeminate and hairless gay man, and a younger hairy and slender gay man.) and, rather than slowly subduing his sexuality into a calm and collected stream of something enjoyed on occasion like many of those of his age, continues to try to live the teenage sexuality that he has long lost the physical capacity to perform.
And instead of tastefully growing into their age, practicing better self-care to increase their attractiveness, they effectively "let go" of all self-care, and frequently engage in overeating, leading to a rather dumpy and unattractive physique.
Alongside that, their mental condition is abysmal, with them being not guiding figures to those younger than them, or entirely neutral to those younger than them, but rather displaying the utmost fury and vindictive bitch-like anger to all those younger than them - particularly those who are notably attractive.
Due to their unpleasantness, they only frequent sexual circles which have a very strict seniority-derived hierarchy, likely upheld by now generations of those suffering from BOB Syndrome. Examples include the furry community and the BDSM/Kink community.
And instead of tastefully growing into their age, practicing better self-care to increase their attractiveness, they effectively "let go" of all self-care, and frequently engage in overeating, leading to a rather dumpy and unattractive physique.
Alongside that, their mental condition is abysmal, with them being not guiding figures to those younger than them, or entirely neutral to those younger than them, but rather displaying the utmost fury and vindictive bitch-like anger to all those younger than them - particularly those who are notably attractive.
Due to their unpleasantness, they only frequent sexual circles which have a very strict seniority-derived hierarchy, likely upheld by now generations of those suffering from BOB Syndrome. Examples include the furry community and the BDSM/Kink community.
Person 1 (Affected by BOB Syndrome): "Yeah, well, thankfully some of us bottoms aren't jobless leeches."
Person 2 (A gentleman conversing with a 19 year old): "Don't worry about him, honey, he's just a BOB."
Person 2 (A gentleman conversing with a 19 year old): "Don't worry about him, honey, he's just a BOB."
by derangedcatboye November 1, 2023
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Get the Bobbing for tacosmug. W.N.Glascock, Sailors and Saints, 1829 (I, 179), ‘Nothing but dining, and dancing, and Bobs-a-dying on deck from daylight till dark’. (Moe.)
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His methods include the spread of mass chaos.
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