Girl 1: Hmmmmmm, she has some good traits but some deal-breakers also. Should we invite her to our friend group?
Girl 2: I may need to think about it, she's probably an Ashley.
Girl 2: I may need to think about it, she's probably an Ashley.
by anonxymous April 25, 2021

a cute ass bitch everyone want a little taste of, be careful cs her cute ass might steal ya man she’s start a bit shy in the beginning but don’t get tricked coos she’s a wild bitch who will do anything for her TRUE friends
by approcat12 March 4, 2018

the type of friend that will make you laugh. She's quiet but is a troublemaker. She might get you in trouble for talking to random guys worldwide and in your state and hanging out with 18 year old at the movie theater. She will always make fun of the guys in her school or anyone around her with her friend emma. Ashley is a good friend don't lose her.
by useridkk444444 April 17, 2023

A person with an excuse for everything. An Ashley needs random excuses to cover up any mistakes. Nothing is ever Ashley's fault because oopsies and she loves you. An Ashley will also take blame for anything that she did not do. An Ashley is a total walking contradiction.
A person who will phone f*ck you to death if they suddenly need to get a hold of you and you don't answer right away. The same person will also ghost you for no reason.
A person who will phone f*ck you to death if they suddenly need to get a hold of you and you don't answer right away. The same person will also ghost you for no reason.
"Who drank my whiskey?"
"Ashley came by earlier and told me to tell you that she left to get you more whiskey. And that she loves you."
"I don't know, it was probably Ashley."
"Please stop ashleying me to death. I will call you back when my meeting is over."
"Ashley came by earlier and told me to tell you that she left to get you more whiskey. And that she loves you."
"I don't know, it was probably Ashley."
"Please stop ashleying me to death. I will call you back when my meeting is over."
by Reoccurring Alternating Ash March 23, 2025

A mentally unstable woman who overshared her entire life online to the point where she became famous on the interwebz and got stalked by 4chan and 8chan and was turned into a meme.
by bgfbhfhfgghnfhfhffh July 15, 2024

ashley nicolas is the best girl! she is the sweetest and kindest, and also the funniest girl to exist! she makes me so happy and i love being with her, having her presence around can light up the whole world, shes truly the best gift god can give to anyone, how come she is so precious? i love her so much and if only i could give her a trillion hugs i totally would, she is my forever moon and my forever mahal!
by anonymous October 24, 2022

Ashley is a naturalist. Ashley doesn't bathe or shower. Ashley is a pretty girl but she always has a tuft of knotted hair on the back of her head.
by andrea101072 January 14, 2019
