shitted on your own doorstep

its basically means..you got caught cheating and was foolish to do it so near your locality of where you live..

"i shitted on your own doorstep"-i was in my local bar and who walks in only my nextdoor neighbour nosiest and boring cow in town,who eyes nearly popped out ..caught red-handed smooching another

by freespirit1986 March 4, 2009

Silk Stocking,Filled with shit

Flashy and good on the outside, but deep down the person is a prick

The girl was a Silk stocking,Filled with shit

by Richard Sharpe 95th March 27, 2015

hop off my shit

Basically when you're doing something and someone is being nosy on what you're doing....you are annoyed them so you tell em straight "hop off my shit"

Person one: *takes the remote and starts hitting it on her head
Person two: "what the heck are you doin?!?!!"
Person one: "none of your bees wax!!! hop off my shit!!! Don't worry about me!!!"

by Karaoke1932 March 17, 2016

Shaking like a shitting dog

(verb)- the act of shaking and shivering as a direct result of "demons" brough on by a massive weekend of drinking and or drugs.

Bru, your brother is not in a good way. When i saw him he was shaking like a shitting dog!

by 6mboyjam August 16, 2018

shit on my fucking tits

An exclamation expressing extreme disappointment in the most serious degree.

"Hey man, your bus just left without you! You're going to get fired yo!"

"Well shit on my fucking tits!"

by Durpadurkader September 24, 2017

Fart Shit Tit Boob

Someone thats two of the same thing that is equally bad or retarded

She has a flat butt and a big nose. What a fart shit tit boob

by Evan the fat fuck April 23, 2017

Shit face cock master

When you start fucking your sister

Cathy: step bro stop being a shit face cock master
Kyle: nah

by Illegal memes for quackity March 20, 2020