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my biznitch iz da shiznit

The saying "my biznatch iz da shiznatch is a classey way to tell other gentleman that your women is a fine chunk of ass.
like yo thats my biznatch who iz da shiznit
by marki December 3, 2003
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my other car is made of meat

A statement originating from kingdom of loathing, an online MMORPG by jick, relating to the quest where the player must find or buy specific parts to create a meatcar.
The name of the quest where you get a meatcar is "my other car is made of meat."
by I r mime May 29, 2007
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Put your feet on my rug

When a woman rubs her toes around a hairy man's penis and gives him a foot job usuing her toes.
Wanna put your feet on my rug nigga?
HellZ yea boi
by Beck-izzle & K-Dogg August 27, 2006
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your flag is my toilet paper

No matter who you are or where you are in the world,
your flag is my toilet paper
by I hate you all June 29, 2004
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Shout Out To My Girl Scout

1. A response used primarily in conjunction with the phrase "Peace Out Boy Scout"

2. A possible greeting used in the company of friends.

3. A written greeting used to continue a conversation which had previously ended with "peace out boy scout"
Ariel finishes a conversation "peace out boy scout"

Evan begins the next conversation with "shout out to my girl scout"
by Mike Ardigan-Fitzbaddley June 16, 2009
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did you screw my duck

"Did you screw my duck?" is what to say if you're walking through a park and see someone person screwing a duck.

A good follow up is to demand $50, and make them think they're getting off lightly.
Spencer saw Doofus screwing a duck by the duck pond, and said "Did you screw my duck?"

"Yes," whimpered Doofus.

"You know the drill," said Spencer sternly.

Doofus handed over $50 and scampered away, soiling himself lightly as he ran.
by scodder June 6, 2010
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wash the funk off my junk

1. The washing of one's genitals in the shower after having sex in order to cleanse them of the residual body fluids

2. Doing the same thing before having sex in order to be hygenic and desirable to your partner.
She: Hon, you wanna make love?

He: Sure, just let me grab a shower first and wash the funk off my junk.
by James Cox March 10, 2007
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