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Thunder Cunt

For when calling someone a cunt just simply won't do.
When somebody has committed something dickish of such a gargantuan nature, they are a thunder cunt.

Think of someone acting like a cunt and times by approx. 1000. That should give you a rough idea!
Martin has been put in charge again. He's had a pint of power and now he's power pissed and acting like a thunder cunt!

My ex slept with one of my mates to try get back at me. What a thunder cunt!
by bigsalv January 27, 2013
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Chocolate Thunder From Down Under

When a bogan tourist gets travelers diarrhea and shits everywhere, and it's explosive and nasty as fuck.
I've heard the Chocolate Thunder from Down Under gets so bad in Bali the janitors have to call in the hazmat team.
by jims gooning August 1, 2025
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War Thunder

A war game that was created by Gaijin Entertainment, which is the most pay to win garbage in the world that loves to make the weakest Russian/Soviet tanks into juggernauts while making actually good American tanks into moving pieces of junk, plus, Gaijin really loves to screw you over for simply no reason. This also occurs in the air part of War Thunder, where Soviet planes can take you out with a couple of shots and yet America cannot do anything. You cannot progress in this game without 1, using German or Soviet vehicles, or 2, sacrificing your kidney to Gaijin to get better vehicles. If you are think of playing it, please don't. All it will do is make you suffer and suffer for the rest of timer.
Person 1: Hey Person 2, I got War Thunder, and I am so excited to play it!
Person 2: OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE DON'T, THEY WILL TORTURE YOU UNTIL YOU SUBMIT TO THEM WITH YOUR MONEY!
Person 1: It is too late, I already handed my internal organs over for a premium tank. And yet, it can't do anything to the Russian tanks.
Person 2: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
by yahahha May 20, 2023
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Thunder Twist

When 2 dudes ride 2 up on a Honda Goldwing while drinking a Bud Light.
John: "Hey did you see those guys riding that Goldwing?"
Bob: "Yeah, they did the thunder twist"
by Surfer Brooo April 13, 2023
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Thunder Drawers

1. When a housemate opens the drawers and it sounds like thunder in the other room.

2. Big-boned or nasty behaving person who are wearing their own custom big boy britches.

2a. Thunda Draws (regional pronunciation)
1. Man, ever since that new person moved in, all I hear in my room while they cook is thunder drawers!

2. Girl, ever since ol’ Thunda Draws moved in next door can’t nobody seem to mind they business!
by AlexHouse85 July 28, 2025
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wheel of thunder

when your dick is the only utensil nearby and you are hungry so you take down some oatmeal from your red cabinets and sdome grape juice from the fridge and ya put the juice in the oats and stir it with yo dick and then you get a fiyne ass huney up in this bitch and tell her "yo fiyne huney, why dont you come suck this oat juice of mi dick plz" and she be lyke..."ohhhhh mi goodness. do i really get to do a wheel of thunder in my life time???"
Jesus was so pissed when he heard that britney gave jose a wheel of thunder and not him so he was like yo give ME THE THUNNNNNNDER
by SneakyDyke September 5, 2016
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Celtic Thunder

When an Irish woman, crushes your skull with her thighs, whilst you are performing oral sex on her.
Me: While I was eating out Shelly she almost Celtic Thunder'd me!
by Dominic Pacheco August 17, 2019
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