Country Blumpkin

Unlike a typical blumpkin that can be performed in a residential toilet or public lavatory a country blumpkin takes place solely in an outhouse.

Generally a sloppier variety of blumpkin, a country blumpkin is a no holds barred experience that often results with an explosive aftermath.
It is not uncommon for the recipient (blumpkine) to experience a gummier blumpkin from a less tooth baring country blumpkiner.

I was out of town last week and you wouldn't believe the Country Blumpkin this farm chick gave me!

by Alfred Paca April 4, 2022

Country Wytske

A super awesome Frisian artist that makes the best Frisian country covers.

Oh my god, have you heard the new Country Wytske song? Fryslân Boppe!

by Jorriborri May 15, 2023

Cross Country

Running or jogging across fields or a countryside.

"I like to do cross country running with my friends along the countryside."

by aa375294 September 9, 2025

for KING & COUNTRY

A Christian duo band formed by the brothers Joel and Luke Smallbone.

person: hey, are you listening to for KING & COUNTRY?
person 2: of course, they're the best band in existence

by Colby/Lowen May 10, 2023

Virginia country steak

When a pale ass country girl goes to the beach and she gets a full body sun burn, then gets cum on top of.

My friend and I went to beach, when we got home I helped her make a virginia country steak.

by Ziggarot May 31, 2018

country rap hype beast

what you listen when u would like to listen to sum smooth country but need to get hype up. sum good jams for this is sandy back allies, bitches in the boots, ripped jeans in New York, scruffy blunt

friend:man I want some country

friend 2:noo I want sum ting lit
me: what y'all need is some country rap hype beast

by m0bamba_lover_69 January 1, 2019

Chlamydia Country

A typical “lads holiday” country where chlamydia is often contracted. A place where sex fuelled teenagers go to get some puss.
Can be shortened to clap country

“Bro, I’ll never go back to that clap country, Ibiza. I came back riddled with it.”

“You ever been to that chlamydia country, Magaluf. When I returned I had to see several doctors.”

by Clonkobum March 26, 2024