Go touch dirt

You should be buried 6 ft under

Someone old or rude telling you how to live your life, you tell them they should go touch dirt

by Grumpy old man November 19, 2023

touch yourself

To masterbate

I wonder how you touch yourself, curse myself for being across the sea

by Sho0ting$tar December 21, 2023

Touch Grass

When someone needs to go do something with their life

What are you doing on Urban Dictionary reading this? Go outside and touch grass.

by Pialinist January 1, 2024

Touching guts

Touching guts is a term used by gang members who are going crazy from stress, or genuinely tweaking, it's not a sexual term

That nigga touching guts

by Michael ballack January 7, 2024

Touching guts

Touching guts is a term used by gang members who are going crazy from stress, or genuinely tweaking, it's not a sexual term

That nigga touching guts

by Michael ballack January 7, 2024

The Shitas Touch

Where the Midas Touch turns everything to gold, the Shitas touch turnes everything to shit.

Man I just got The Shitas Touch, don't I?!

by DOOMER97 January 11, 2024

i touch myself

tingle tongle

oh well, I touch myself

by anna15515551 January 16, 2024