Unicorn PP

Somebody who regularly disappears despite claiming they are “always there”

Man, Marvin is a real unicorn PP.

by ShrekosaurusRex July 24, 2024

ghost unicorn

A actual retard or someone that's IS A STRAIGHT dumbass.

Also can mean a MLG

Your honestly a ghost unicorn right now.

by Thatmlggamer February 14, 2016

Puffs of Hot Air From the Lips of a Ghost in the Shadow of a Unicorns Dream

1. A lie.
2. A figment of the imagination
3. Something that never existed

"I thought I payed the rent but I guess it was just Puffs of Hot Air From the Lips of a Ghost in the Shadow of a Unicorns Dream."

by April 24, 2023

unicorn wang

The type of thing you shave into the side of your co-worker's hair when he is being a twat waffle.

Stacy loves unicorn wangs more than he loves his boyfriend's wang.

by CMO7 August 01, 2017

The Blood Unicorn

When someone fucks a girl on their period, then shakes the blood off their dick onto the woman's face

Hey dude, last night I rode The Blood Unicorn, and man, is it messy.

by Swiftercat September 20, 2020

Ashley The Unicorn

YouTuber with 1.07 Million subscribers with a lot of bloxburg money and is really funny

Person 1: have u seen Ashley the unicorns new video?

Person 2: omg ya she was rlly making me laugh in that video

by Udon Kitchen May 30, 2022

slippery unicorn

When you put an ice cream cone on your head and you penetrate the woman's vaginal chamber while, screaming "I'm an invincible unicorn!"

Jay: Hey did you see Garrett yesterday?
Mark: Yeah, wasn't he doing the slippery unicorn to his girl.
Jay: What the fuck I was talking about I saw them at the arcade yesterday! Are you high?!
Mark:Maybe

by DuckLord500 May 30, 2024