Wet Poon Spoon

When someone with the nickname of 'Poon' gets out the shower and spoons you.
Gunther was so happy after being wet poon spooned.
by Srosro December 15, 2018
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pussy spoon

I forgot my pussy spoon in her room last night.
by jayydeeeee April 05, 2015
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spoon of concrete

As in to take a spoon of concrete as a sort of medicine to get tough, "harden up".

When someone is being a whinge bag. Perhaps they are making their own problems out to be worse than anyone else's, or just complaining about something that we all have to endure, it's just the rest of us don't enjoy being a victim. Or for someone who has learned to be a victim as some kind of role to have.

It's the ultimate in giving the youth a new perspective so that they can carry on the human race without crying themselves to death first.
*sissy complaining*

"Hey take a spoon of concrete will ya? Harden up"
"Spoon o' concrete for you, harden up"
by Holy Arse August 20, 2023
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Hole in my spoon

A slang coded phrase used by heroin addicts.

The phrase means that the user does not have any heroin.

Heroin is commonly heated in a spoon before being sucked into the syringe ready for injecting. The phrase therefore suggests if there is a hole in a spoon it can not contain heroin.
Used in Melbourne, Australia
"Can you help me out mate, I got a fucking hole in my spoon" said the addict to his dealer.
by Bmxlife June 07, 2018
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Bingo Spoon

A bingo spoon is an oversized party spoon given away as a prize during psychedelic trips. It has all of the best properties a spoon can have (smooth, comfortable handle, etc). Bingo spoons also appear in the wild. For instance, the cow on the cover of Ben & Jerry’s cookie dough ice cream is holding a bingo spoon.
I won a bingo spoon at the New Year’s Eve party and built a custom wall mount to display it in my kitchen. Ahh, memories.
by Hawkeyemagoo May 10, 2021
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tit-spooned

The act of inadvertently thrusting a spoon into the breast of a small humpback whale.
Why did Johanna have to get tit-spooned?!
by Babatunde Chichwa April 09, 2011
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Greeted Spoon

Extremely gay guy, can't play cod for anything. E also has a hard time creating a cod team
Greeted Spoon is bad at COD
by NortherNGaming February 19, 2016
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