Hard as my dick when I see a naked chick

Just a random thing to say that somethings difficult

Me: *dies in game*
"Dammit. That's as hard as my dick when I see a naked chick!"

by Retard_Ryan March 15, 2023

seeing purple

Committing a crime with an accessory or two, murder, vandalism, or whatever it may be, and afterwards sleeping like a baby, feeling no regrets and accepting your fate if you get caught

And I bet you never knew, that I could have regrets for all the things that make you see red but no. All I see is purple instead, like I'm seeing purple man!

by Clili August 28, 2016

I see

When a blind person is talking about a subject and their friend understands them

Blind person: yo dude I just made a giant tv set and it's really cool but I need someone to test it cuz you know
Friend: I see
Blind person: I don't

by Peteroanwaswedumonas June 19, 2023

Seeing Yellow

Seeing red = angry, so technically 'seeing yellow' is cowardly; Feeling coward; scared; afraid.

1. She saw yellow a week ago, cause of her show in front of thousands people.
2. Sometimes we do see yellow when we near abandoned house.
3. She is seeing yellow right now, look at her posture.

by sharerainbows March 16, 2023

See What Happens Next

The company is making a movie and as a teaser/trailer they say "See What Happens Next"... how would you say that in Spanish?

See What Happens Next, when you abandon the house

by Miss Mao June 26, 2019

I didn’t see this

This text is mainly for people who saw your text but just want to make you mad even more when they know they saw your text.

“My bad I didn’t see this. I fell asleep” why say you didn’t see it when you could have just replied to the text other than that message. It makes you feel neglected don’t it? They don’t give a shit about you. So hurt. Lol. Fuck them.

by Getcoded May 10, 2021

see you in Washington

Corporate lingo to say, “I’m disappearing to an undisclosed location for a holiday, and I’d rather wrestle a bear than deal with work.” It gives the illusion of a business trip, but really, you're vibing somewhere on the beach with a Negroni and work phone turned off.

VP: “Can you put this deck and analysis together for next week?”
You: “Sorry, I’ll be out—see you in Washington.”
Translation: “I’m backpacking in Thailand, good luck surviving without me.”

by corporateweapon69 December 20, 2024