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Sad Man's Fallacy

This is the fallacy that a sad man might pull himself out of sadness by going on Tinder/Bumble/etc. The thinking normally follows the idea that mathematically if he swipes right on enough profiles he is bound to find someone with whom to talk. this is false. He will be alone.
"Yeah the 'rona has me bored af. im gonna download tinder, swipe right on everyone and maybe meet some people and waste some time."
'Thats the Sad Man's Fallacy man, theyre not gonna swipe right either way bro. You need to focus on yourself because this is only gonna hurt'
by Vegitomofo August 20, 2020
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SADNESS

An acronym coined by Corporate Bro to mean: Sales Are Dope Never Ever Stop Selling
Person A: Dude, cold calling sucks
Person B: Thats the SADNESS life, my dude
by MellamoCorp October 5, 2020
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Sad Corner

An area in the supermarket that sells cheap food with yellow stickers.
Son - what shall we eat tonight dad?
Dad - let's see what's in sad corner
by Benjothefirst November 24, 2017
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Sad

Are you sad”
Yes :)”
by Sad guy:( September 24, 2018
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Sad mask

You have a special mask for when you are sad so people know you are sad and will make you the center of attention
katie bullies me

The next day wears sad mask

people giving me attention
by Ilans BF November 16, 2021
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Sad month

This whole month of may is the time to be sad sit down look at photos videos and think of the memories and cry get it all out
I’m “sad” because I miss those times. And it’s sad month so I have a right
by SonsOfScarsSC May 3, 2021
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