Toilet Paper

Paper designed for wiping your ass but will most likely no longer exist once the coronavirus is gone.

Son: "Dad, we are out of toilet paper!"

Dad: "Sorry son but every store in america is out of toilet paper, so you are just going to have to wipe your ass with your hand."

by bL0BbY BiTcH March 24, 2020

Toilet Paper

Post-apoclyptic currency.

"Every grocery store in my state has out of toilet paper since the coronavirus outbreak! It is a rare and scarce substance now!"

by thedud3withaphone March 18, 2020

loo paper

another word for loo roll

Person on loo: I need more loo paper.

by Censored July 14, 2008

Covid Paper

The cheap toilet paper you stocked up on when you finaly found some TP and know you have 36 rolls chapping your Ass!

Covid paper got my ass chapped!

by Nccj February 25, 2021

sans paper

paper with a hint of comedy in it, has to have a joke on sand paper

Person 1: Wanna hear my sans paper?
Person 2: sure
Person 1: What do you get with a cow with no legs?
Person 2: Ground Beef.
Person 1: you got me man

by Your_Bean_bowl April 27, 2019

Paper smooth

When something smooooth like paper

Yk paper smooth

“Dam Jacob, that blunt paper smooth”

Something rlly soft and silky (smooth)

by King_Of_Random January 27, 2024

paper scarecrow

weird little paper things that just hang around and stare at you. they're pretty useless but some people said that if you feed them corn meal they'll love you forever.

person one: i found a paper scarecrow
person two: ew throw it away

by leidensallergictoavacados May 2, 2019