Poor Timing

A problem often seen in MSN conversations, between more than 2 people.

Flaaron: Did anyone go outside today? The temperatures were quite... unseasonable.
Ricket: So, today a guy got caught watching another guy take a shower after P.E.
Phil: I KNOW! It was HOT!

by Johnny Rocketfingers December 30, 2003

Hard Times

When You're girlfriend dumps you for a lesbian, you realize you have cancer, you get a DWI after drinking one beer, you get fired from your job for being late because of traffic,you loose all your friends,you're a pre mature ejaculator,you're broke,and the list goes on and on...Ultimate Shaft City

Basically Karma is out for you and isnt gonna stop till you dead!

"Man lately its been hard times for me"- Matt
"Yea right man,least your car didnt break down on a bridge,causing a 12 car pile up"-Seet
"Yea youre right"-Matt

by Tdavis April 11, 2007

Time of the month

when a female is on her period.

"Ahh don't mind her it's just the time of the month for her."

by D-Monkey May 24, 2018

Doin' Time

Time to get things done because you cannot mess around anymore.

Made Famous by Sublime

Let's go, get your shit together, it is doin' time now.

by Smartassextradornaire January 21, 2009

Right on Time

The timing was perfect. Also see: "right on" and "on point"

That pina colada was right on time; I needed some sugar on a hot day like today!

by BHolla July 21, 2014

blead time

The time between the time you cut yourself with a sharp object and the time you start bleeding when you wonder whether or not you will.

Cutting yourself with a triple-blade safety razor has a prolonged blead time

by doctorjosh April 13, 2009

Verizon Time

The universal time that is set on verizon cell phones

Bob-"hey what time is it"
Jeff-"It's 5:45"
Mike-"Well I have 5:47"
Jeff-"I'm on Verizon time"

by Michael Paul February 17, 2008