Fornication Friday

A sexual act shared between an elderly husband and wife (out of obligation rather than enjoyment) and limited to a strict schedule of once a week (usually on a Friday evening after the abc news).

Blythe: Sorry Gayle, I cannot attend bingo with you tonight, it’s “”fornication Friday”” and Colin will be expecting his once weekly shag

by Blythe Rogers-Thatcher November 20, 2023

Friday Fun Sauce

Drink of choice to add to the Friday night fun.

It's been a rough week, we could use some Friday Fun Sauce to go with these nachos.

by Gorilla_Jones July 20, 2018

Green Friday

Black Friday for the weed industry. AKA April 20th 420!!! The busiest day of the year for any dispensary worker. All employees are required to work and usually there is a line before the store even opens. It will be crazy every time.

“Oh no it’s 4/20 Today is going to be so busy!”
“It’s Green Friday! Of course it is!”

by Pinky Purps April 21, 2021

Friday the thirteenth

Your going to die today. I'm sorry, but it's time for you to face the truth. :(
Good luck trying to survive. ;)

Person #1: Dude, it's Friday the Thirteenth.
Person#2: It was nice knowing you, man.

by Just_A_Crazy_Girl November 4, 2019

new friday

The tuesday you get drunk on good whisky and swap wives with your friends

Last tuesday fernando and nanci got new friday'd at tino's house

by FGCinHB December 2, 2017

Friday

A day in which 13 year olds drive cars and pretty much everything goes into parties they wake up in the at 7 AM and go eat some cereal. It was sung by Rebecca Black it was pretty much the worst song ever.I have a shorter and better version.

Rebecca Black:

Kickin' in the front seat
Sittin' in the back seat
Gotta make my mind up
Which seat can I take?

It's Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Gettin' down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend

Me:7 a.m and I go back to sleep.

by ssj456tommy October 27, 2012

Friday Night Funkin' Effect

A domino effect caused by Friday Night Funkin' that causes all the pedophiles and racists to head to another popular community and partake in their Epstein Activities there.

I'm so sad Baldi's Basics went through the Friday Night Funkin' Effect, it had so much potential for greatness.

by fberibbop March 5, 2024