mexican cockroach

the act of a crazy mexican steping on a sleeping mans dick thinking its a cockroach

my mexican wife steped on my dick this moring she said it was a mexican cockroach and i was like wtf

by creeper911 January 16, 2011

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mexican bankroll

the paying of an item mostly refering to drugs in all singles

i just sold my man a dub but he shafted me with the mexican bankroll

by jagermiester August 14, 2010

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Mexican Burn

the period of time after eating cheap Mexican food when every internal organ in your body lights on fire. Usually followed by extended periods on the toilet.

Guy 1 "dude, what's wrong with you?"
Guy 2 "Mexican burn"
Guy 1 "told you to quit eating those $2 enchilada specials"

by Smitten_Kitten13 August 10, 2010

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Mexican strip

The tint strip across the top of one's windshield, to make their vehicle look even more beaner-like.

Oscar: Hey homes I just got my windows tinted essay!
Tim: Sweet dawg did you get the mexican strip to go with it?
Oscar: You know it!

by stevenribes May 22, 2009

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A Mexican Tornado is when you're screwing a girl from behind, then pull out, ejaculate into her hair, and push her down the stairs. The twirling motion of her hair with your jiz in it while she's tumbling down the stairs is what is known as a Mexican Tornado.

"How did Maria die?"

"Well she experienced one too many Mexican Tornados."

by DoctorVahnFaustus October 24, 2008

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Mexican Coupons

Food Stamps, especially the older 'paper stamp' kind, as opposed to the new credit card type.

My cousin complained once when he was 5 about how slow the checkout lines move when the people in front of you are using 'mexican coupons'. We laughed so hard we nearly passed out, and I have never used the words 'food stamps' since.

by Brett T. May 12, 2007

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