March 29

the birthday of your best friend who shows love by being mean and sassy. they always leave the call unannounced, and acts like they hate you when they love you more than anything.

when’s your bday?
march 29.
oh makes sense

by carpenter bee October 12, 2021

march 29

It is national appreciate your friends that start with the letter S, A and M!

friend 1: "here is a bouquet of flowers since its march 29!"
friend 2: "aw thank you, I love this day!"

by Sooooocrazyyy February 16, 2022

March 11th

March 11th is National ask girl out day

Jerry: are you gonna ask out Jess
Jim: no why
Jerry: bc it’s March 11th ask a girl out day

by Chef_dizzy March 10, 2022

March 6

Suck a dick day

On March 6 SUCK A DICK

by Crackheadtingzzzz November 1, 2019

march 22nd

national sex day is a day in which one must have sex with someone of there choosing.Everyone is encouraged to engage in sexual intercourse on march 22nd

dude i got boned 3 times on march 22nd

by joe flosen February 18, 2008

March 17

A day where you’re not allowed to FaceTime your s/o.

March 17- Just don’t FaceTime your s/o

by (: mich July 6, 2021

March 10

National clean your vagina day. CLEAN YOUR VAGINA!! Wether you douche it, use soap and water, a rag, or summers eve, clean your kitty girls. None of you do it enough so today it the day ladies. Make your man proud and ditch the sardines.

Your man: Hey George, Hanna smelled nice and fresh today while i gave her the good good.
George: Yeah it's March 10th, national CYVD.

Your man: Ohhhhh...

by Hottienottie March 10, 2020