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left pocket dog shit

To be broke or something that is a burden, inconvenient or unfortunate.
"a penny on pump 5. i have NOTINGG. left pocket dog shit."

or

"nahh i gotta work in the morning"
--thats some left pocket dog shit man
by theRealIPMDIABOD October 11, 2024
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Left Lane Autism

When someone continuously drives in the left lane of a highway below an acceptable speed oblivious to the obvious social cues of being passed on the right. The driver will also fail to make eye contact or acknowledge the multitude of vehicles parading by.
I was stuck behind this guy with left lane autism for at least seven miles. I watched him get passed by thirteen vehicles including two loaded dump trucks and a piece of farm equipment.
by BellsBeach50 July 20, 2023
mugGet the Left Lane Autismmug.

Left handed golf swing

When you hit the crack pipe while getting a bj from a crack whore
Yo, that left handed golf swing is going to kill you.
by That_Fairy August 28, 2025
mugGet the Left handed golf swingmug.

sloppy left overs

Sloppy left overs is basically your ex who gave sloppy head
by Lolly2302 November 28, 2017
mugGet the sloppy left oversmug.

Left

The left is just a fancy way of saying you’re so far up your own ass with your ideals that you can’t see the real world. It’s like a bunch of wannabe ''revolutionaries'' who think shouting slogans and waving colorful flags is gonna change anything. They’re the folks who’d rather burn it all down than actually get their hands dirty fixing shit.
Example for ''Left'': Those nutjobs liberals who think communism is the answer while living in their parents' basement, sipping on organic kale smoothies.
by Dan_78653 January 4, 2025
mugGet the Leftmug.

Someone left the cake out in the rain

Use to refer to a person with swamp ass or a visible wet spot on their ass (cake). Based on the song Used to refer to an eccentric person or idea. A reference to the song "MacArthur Park” by Donna Summer.
Greg: sees a person with swamp ass Someone left the cake out in the rain.
by Dogenero September 22, 2022
mugGet the Someone left the cake out in the rainmug.

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