Vibing With Jesus

Getting high as shit and having a good time.

Me and the boys were just vibing with jesus.

by AYY ITS ME YOUR BROTHER! December 25, 2019

jesus wipe

When you wipe your ass after taking a shit and nothing is on the toilet paper.

friend: Wow, that was quick, I thought you had to take a shit.
You: I did but it was a Jesus wipe.

by Jesuswipe123 October 8, 2020

jesus lugo

Cool Dude that is simply built differently

My man Jesus Lugo is simply built differently. So it is justifiable as to why he went 140 on a school zone

by Luzzo October 18, 2020

Tacky Jesus

When people, generally of African American descent randomly throw the word "Jesus", "Lord Almighty", or any other variation into a sentence where it doesn't quite belong.

"Hi Martha, how was your day?"
"I left the house without my shoes on Jesus, and didn't get to eat breakfast".
"Mannnn, why you got to be one of those tacky Jesus people?"

by Itsmanda January 24, 2013

Jesus Pimple

A Pimple which comes back a few days later after it is popped.

Dude, the pimple I popped three days ago has come back to life. Damn, Jesus Pimple.

by Jireh July 25, 2012

Jesus Kill

Usually in an FPS game where the player gets an insane kill out of skill or pure luck

guy 1: Dude i was playing halo the other day and got a sick kill when one of my bullets bounced off a rock and hit someone
guy 2: dude! thats a jesus kill if i ever heard one!

by OddThomas June 29, 2011

Jesus tv

Television program dedicated to teaching the "word of god". Televangelism

I'm watching this great preacher on the Jesus tv channel.

by Decimator June 28, 2011