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italian crustache

The act of giving sweet tender pleasure to a woman and she cums onto your mustache and you slurp it down like big Tony’s spaghetti
Last night I was hungry and fat Susan gave me a Italian crustache
by Bob1279 April 12, 2021
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Italian Spaghetti twist

During the act of oral sex, the one giving head suddenly yells “mama mia!” And performs a death roll on the males dick, while keeping it in their mouth. The one receiving head must recite a passage from an italian cookbook, specifically one about spaghetti or pasta.
Person1: yo dude how did it go with stacy last night?
Person two: yo duude it was great! She even did the italian spaghetti twist on me! It was amazing!
by Exo-Thermic October 22, 2022
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Mississippi Italian

A passing darker negro who claims to be of Italia.
That Mississippi Italian guy? He's lookin' susupiciously tan.
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Italian whippa snippa

Grabbing a large ball of flacid pizza dough and whipping someone in the face with it.
Don't cross me, else I'll hot you with an Italian whippa snippa.
by Theracialrussian April 12, 2024
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Italian Chocolate Freezie

A sexual act where the partner licks Nutella off of a man's scrotum while rubbing ice cubes on his nipples.
Yo, my last night my bitch gave me an Italian Chocolate Freezie. It was pretty awesome but I had some nippy nips afterwards.
by davidkones May 17, 2014
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italian milkdud

While in the 69 position (woman on top) you are fingering her asshole. At some point during the interlude she unknowingly dropps a small turd about the size of a milkdud candy in your mouth when you remove your finger from her asshole. This could work for any nationality, however, when it happened to me, she was of Italian heritage. Hence the Italian in the "italian milkdud"

To truly execute this in its purist form, your reaction when the milkdud hits your mouth, is to remove it , and toss it across the room, preferably hitting the wall. Immediately following this action, you reinsert your finger into her asshole and get back to eating the snatch as if nothing had ever happened.

JM
Yea man, I was with my girl last night, we started fooling around, and next thing ya know she gave me an Italian milkdud.
by Rod Von Muller September 27, 2017
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Italian delite

When a waitress at a pizzeria has interest in you, she invites you to the kitchen and shoves a hot order of chicken tenders up your asshols to let you know that your a babe.
The waitress gave me an Italian delite when I walked into the restaurant.
by L0tionL0ver69 May 27, 2018
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