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tank holiday

When you have just enough fuel to get to a petrol station but fuel deliveries are impossible due to a corrupt and incompetent government making a right bollocks of the supply chain by limiting the free movement of labour.

As is often seen in post-Brexit Great Britain.
Employee on phone: “Sorry guv, I can’t make it in today, tank holiday, innit?”
Boss: “Not you as well‽ Sigh. Thanks for letting me know.”
by Daycoder October 3, 2021
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Little Tank

Little tank we need your assistance at the front desk
by Bigger Tank March 15, 2024
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Tanking

The chairperson quietening down a verbose committee member by emitting a series of shhh's to the point that they sound like Thomas the Tank Engine
Gee Darren, I know Jane was interjecting a lot but I am not sure that she deserved that tanking
by sidface October 20, 2020
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Tanks

Thanking another person in a toddler-like voice
Girlfriend: “I went grocery shopping for us!”
Boyfriend: “..Tanks”
by Tanks4lyfe June 7, 2019
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Tank

The biggest moob there is, and a mega fattie
"Tank is such a fat moob, like to be honest, he sucks"
"Yeah lmao"
by Fancysafgrfbsawfasb February 13, 2022
mugGet the Tankmug.

Shark Tank

A show where the contestants don't leave their egos at the door, they leave them behind the door in a dark place where nobody can see or get to them.
Shark Tank isn't full of water or sharks, just a bunch of obnoxious and funny looking people like some of the ones you grew up with.
by The Original Agahnim November 19, 2021
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Reload the tank

When a man takes some time in between rounds of sex to eat and(or) drink in order to replenish semen and energy.
“By the third round with Stacey I had to take 30 minutes to reload the tank
by anonymous August 9, 2024
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