Japanese crawl space

When someone clamps there partners anal wide open, and screams bonsai into their anal hole. Then continues to lick the anal rim counter clockwise.

Hey I gave Linda a Japanese crawl space last night after dinner!

by TRYTTRIT March 7, 2017

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Lebowski Space-time

Lebowski Space-time is like Minkowski Space-time except there is a complex term for "abiding".

Person one: Whenever I try to use Lebowski Space-time my door back to our four dimensions disappears

Person Two: You must not be abiding properly.

by Bpendragon September 5, 2012

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A dog that exists in any N-Space, as opposed to a normal dog in 3-Space. Derived from the theorem that the shortest distance between two points is the straight line between them in any n space. A regular dog knows this in 3-space, so an N-Space dog knows this in N-Space.

I wrote all my notes on my N-Space Dog, do you think the professor will let me use it during the test?

by NSpaceDog December 11, 2011

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Give Me Space

If someone says "I need space" it means that they need to take some time away from the relationship in order to decide how to articulate their needs, wants, and expectations. Someone's need for space doesn't mean you did anything wrong. A need for space may not exclusively be relationship based, it can also be because of stress in other areas of a person's life. Sometimes, separation is required in order for growth.

Girlfriend: *being smothering*

Boyfriend: "Jessica, I need you to give me space."
Girlfriend: "...I understand."

One Week to One Month Later
Boyfriend: "Hey, so I've thought a lot about our relationship and I've decided.."

by heyyojoeno February 3, 2019

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