Fucking retarded

Someone who does something retarded more than once.

"The car brand client is wondering why her ideas didn't make it into the pdf?"

"Because she's fucking retarded."

by SexyBoots June 13, 2012

This is fucking stupid

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by Theroyaldouche77 December 22, 2016

FUCKING ORIGINAL

Used when something is not original at all.

Also 1's denote sarcasm!

*something just happened in a movie that everyone expected to happen*

Guy: WOW THAT WAS SO FUCKING ORIGINAL!
Other guy: Was that sarcastic at all?
Guy: No!!!11

by I Can't Triforce Noob April 10, 2009

fauking

The act of misleading friends into the false belief of having sex with someone where no act has occurred. Short for faux-fucking. Pronounced as "foke-ing", where "foke" rhymes with "coke."

We all thought Ben was finally gay but he was just fauking the fat Christian boy.

by adods May 11, 2009

chicken fucking

To plow on relentlessly, despite knowing the road is long and the destination is unreachable. Most often used in reference to the daily grind at work.

Derived from the term "keep fucking that chicken".

Excitement over, back to chicken fucking.

by globau February 11, 2010

mouth fucking (advanced oral sex)

is when you stick your dick in a womans
mouth and bang in it as hard or as soft
as you like -note she has to have very strong neck muscles.

you have to be on top as if you are in a missionary position but you have to have your dick in her mouth and bam off until you bust a nut :) use ky jelly....

by R8D-X March 21, 2003

faking love

Another terminology for 'masturbation'. Since one would make love, but instead if it's masturbation, you are therefore creating artificial love, therefore faking said love.

"Feel like faking love to youu"

"I'd fake love to you all night long"

"I think we should fake love"

by Dowlii January 24, 2010