Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents, zero grandparents and eight great-grandparents in common.
Quadruple-second-cousin.
by Cerejini May 21, 2024

Fifth-cousin-four-times-removed (5C4R).
My fifth-cousin-4X-removed is a good person.
by N8953SW June 26, 2021

My co-first-cousin-in-law is a good person.
by User655 July 25, 2021

Someone who knowingly has sexual intercourse with their cousin. I know what your thinking, what if it’s your third cousin, it’s still your cousin you clown 🤡 you’re still SUS if you do it regardless if they’re first or third cousin.
Someone who knowingly has sexual intercourse with their cousin
Example: Noah DMs his cousin and asks her on a date.
Noah’s cousin: Uhhh we’re cousins, isn’t that kinda SUS?!
Noah: Fuck it, my cock hard
Definition: Noah is a cousin fucker because he willingly wants to bang his cousin.
Example: Noah DMs his cousin and asks her on a date.
Noah’s cousin: Uhhh we’re cousins, isn’t that kinda SUS?!
Noah: Fuck it, my cock hard
Definition: Noah is a cousin fucker because he willingly wants to bang his cousin.
by Noah Gjokaj December 7, 2022

Someone who always gets on your nevers, in your beeswax and likes to get the fair share in everything.
OR
Someone you can always trust and is not a snitch. Can be hella lit sometimes.
OR
Someone you can always trust and is not a snitch. Can be hella lit sometimes.
First example: Bro, I was trying to go to this hella lit Halloween party but my dumb ass cousin had to tag along.
Second: He's coming to the party with me Stacey not you he is my cousin.
Second: He's coming to the party with me Stacey not you he is my cousin.
by Litlikeachristmas tree June 23, 2017

1- Child of cousin (parent's niece) and of granduncle (other parent's uncle) at the same time.
2- Child of cousin (parent's nephew) and of grandaunt (other parent's aunt) at the same time.
3- Child of cousin (parent's niece) and of cousin (other parent's nephew) at the same time.
4- Child of granduncle (grandparent's brother) and of grandaunt (other grandparent's sister) at the same time.
2- Child of cousin (parent's nephew) and of grandaunt (other parent's aunt) at the same time.
3- Child of cousin (parent's niece) and of cousin (other parent's nephew) at the same time.
4- Child of granduncle (grandparent's brother) and of grandaunt (other grandparent's sister) at the same time.
Double-first-cousin-once-removed.
by Zabombini October 5, 2024

My second-cousin-twice-removed is a good person.
by JAMP12 September 21, 2021
