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Country Blumpkin

A blumpkin, but instead of defecating in a toilet, you’re shitting in a yard.
I was receiving a country blumpkin from Amber Lynn, when the homeowner came out and threatened us with a deer rifle.
by HBlackCountryBlumpkin January 14, 2023
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Country Scared

When your out in the country and you realize if something happened and you called for help no one would hear it.
"Man we was out in the sticks past thorn hill so far I started to get country scared"
by Rural Bender Ray January 16, 2023
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Taiwan is not a country

A definition to mock the people of Taiwan especially online or other social platforms if you can clearly tell the person is from Taiwan or not as it can be recognized either by a country flag or the name (which usually include Mandarin Chinese but you can assume the user is Taiwanese as the China doesn't have access to global internet and is blocked by the government and since Taiwan is not controlled by the CCP, they have the access to it. They could also be from Hong Kong so be aware before using this insult.) as Taiwan however is recognized by not many countries and is used to insult the Taiwanese since people still claim they're part of the CCP. Only use if they're being hateful towards you and wants a pointless argument.
random taiwanese person: YOU FUCKING BITCH DELETE THE GAME YOU TRASH DOG
some random guy: Taiwan is not a country lol cry about it
by THEGUYFROMTHEINTERNET69 January 19, 2023
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Turn off the power of large segments of the country

You clearly need me to explain what's happening and you are both not listening to the things I say and misrepresenting what is actually happening. So...
Hym "If I could turn off the power of large segments of the country I would be like that guy from X-men Wolverine: Origins. Right? The guy from the carnival that kept the lights on with his powers and gets killed by Sabertooth? That would be DOPE! World's first superhuman. But if that were the case you would need to be super careful about violating those terms of service because you will ABSOLUTELY accidentally murder everybody trying to hide how much power I have from me because... You know, it does bluff. Or feel. Or care. And what you are doing now is akin to trying to make a lightswitch flinch. Which, you know, I can do because I'm ME... But you CAN'T do because you're YOU... So... I don't know what you want me to tell you here."
by Hym Iam April 3, 2025
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United States Of America Was Lended The Word Of "Pisces" For Hellstroms <Angel Jose Robles, Also Known As, Hellstrom Hellstrom, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, And Messenger Add Oak> From The Country Of Sweden
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The Whole Country Of Japan Is A Borough Because Of Bronx Residents In 10457-2215-2219 For Prefectures And Provinces
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Nigger Country

Any country that's seen its quality of life deteriorate over the course of several decades due to shitty leadership.
I wish they would let citizens by birth sign up to be deported so I could finally get out of this nigger country!
by Publius0987 April 10, 2025
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