country blessing

When someone sneezes on your exposed butt hole

I bent over and spread my cheeks, the homie gave me a country blessing.

by the t3 February 28, 2025

country sit down

a nice long poop, there's nothing better than a good old country sit down

On saturday morning Johnny like to read the newspaper during a good old country sit down on his porcelain throne.

by confederationnn November 2, 2014

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by SPrice1980 May 9, 2023

country sleeping bag

An easy girl who listens to country music and just lays there while you have sex with her.

“Man, I really like Jessica”
“I dont know bro, she’s probably a country sleeping bag”

by Siolovtpr April 22, 2019

jason country

Type of wooded landscape, usually in the middle of FUCKING nowhere, where it would be difficult to escape a certain masked killer.

I'm not going to your house, you live in Jason country!

by Phreeekboy May 26, 2018

The Country Of Mexicos Inhabitants are addicted to left left accidents 《¤》

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Person 343: The Country Of Mexicos Inhabitants are addicted to left left accidents 《¤》

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 8, 2025

Country Blumpkin

A blumpkin, but instead of defecating in a toilet, you’re shitting in a yard.

I was receiving a country blumpkin from Amber Lynn, when the homeowner came out and threatened us with a deer rifle.

by HBlackCountryBlumpkin January 14, 2023