The only way to describe a true idiot. Can’t tell time. Can’t catch a hint, can’t get the life together. Can’t spell either so won’t be able to read this
“Yesterday was a Monday” (it’s a Saturday)
“Don’t be such a chase”
“150+150 is 200” “he pulled a chase”
“Don’t be such a chase”
“150+150 is 200” “he pulled a chase”
by Kaykaykaybabyyy January 28, 2023

The baddest motherfucker out there he has got a rocking mullet that gets all the females in his town some even call him the pussy magnet!!! Other guys wish they could be like chase long
by Adolf olivernipples January 18, 2021

by gdowling336 January 7, 2024

The most amazing guy in the world. He’s so funny and absolutely amazing. He makes you laugh so hard you just might pee. He makes the world a better place and everyone around him happy. He’s a person you can always trust and count on. His eyes sparkle blue like the ocean under the nights sky. He’s an amazing friend and before you know it, he’ll become your best friend. His favorite color is blue and insists that white is not a color. (It’s a pigment). His favorite food is pineapple pizza, and will not stop at anything to get you to try it as well. Did I mention how incredibly cute he is? Like take the hottest guy you know and times that by three and you’ve got yourself a chase. Honey if you ever meet a chase, don’t let him go. I promise you he’s a keeper.
by NancyForest December 28, 2020

He is sweet and super caring but he also fucks big booty bitches with his shlong and rails girls with the letter M
by Chase iscool November 24, 2021

Chase x May is when 2 people named "Chase" and "May" find each other in the world, whether it be by fate or by a struck of luck when these two lovebirds meet eye-to-eye it by nature that they both shall be in hand in marriage.
by EVANISGAYFORKIERAN April 26, 2023

Genius freshman comedian: I philander on her chase till she English major
Everyone else: yeah so funny bro, that’s definitely how Philander Chase wants to be remembered
Everyone else: yeah so funny bro, that’s definitely how Philander Chase wants to be remembered
by I don't evenasefadsfdasfads September 16, 2023
